Bruce vs. Chuck
(Freddy vs. Jason)
The ultimate forms of a**-kicking are about to be unleashed once again. Deceased Kung-Fu legend Bruce Lee is desperate to kick the asses of the teenagers of Elm St. once again, but he can't since the parents of Springwood have found a way to make the kids forget about him while doping them up with a**-kicking suppressant a**-kick-nocil ( that and he's dead). So, in order to inspire a**-kicking-ness, Bruce manipulates walking, texas-ranger a**-kicker Chuck Norris, through visions of his own grandeur, to go to Elm Street and roundhouse kick the kids so the town will think that Bruce has returned. But his plans don't go according to schedule when Chuck starts to kill all of his "children," which really angers Bruce. And that's when Chuck finds out that Bruce has used him, which really sends him over the edge. So, it's up to teens Will Rollins, Lori Campbell, and Kia, along with a few other survivors, to get Chuck back to his own world of awesome and Bruce out of the afterlife for both of them to kill each other once and for all...