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 Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:40 pm
This thread is for yo moma jokes.
Just don't target anybody specifically and make fun of them and no cussing
like damn and a** are aloud as far as im concerned though
only other rule,
MAKE SURE THEY'RE FUNNY!!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:19 pm
Yo' mama's glasses are so thick when she looks down at a map she can see people waving.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:54 am
Yo' mama's so fat she sat next to everybody in school.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:34 pm
Yo' mama's so fat her blood type is ragout.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:34 pm
one of my favs
Yo moma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:37 pm
Yo moma's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:56 pm
Your mom is so fat she has a subscription to Krispy Kream!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:11 am
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a refund when she got her donut because it had a hole in it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:18 am
Yo mama's so ugly her brand of makeup is called "Why Bother?"
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:39 pm
Yo momma's so stupid she thought tiger woods was a forest
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:30 pm
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:03 am
Yo mamma's so poor she had to hang the toilet paper out to dry
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:29 am
Your Momma's so ugly that she made Chuck Norris turn away.
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Do I get extra points for a Chuck Norris joke?
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:39 pm
Yo mama's like a doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
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