UPDATE: Here's the ******** plan.
Before my fingers wear out from 24 straight hours of typing.
I'm leaving for a while. I submitted a feedback form, and am waiting for a close friend to talk to one of the admins. I'll give it some time. Then, I may or may not go to the BBB depending on if their response addresses my concern of cash shop items (which I pretty much pinned them on, since I they aren't listed in the TOS).
The 4chan guild is left in the hands of the most legitimate /b/tard on gaia, at least in my opinion.
If I return, I will NOT admit to what account I am using. I will try to avoid using it from this IP if possible, and will mainly log on from public locations.
But if some random character turns up one day, who happens to have large amounts of epic wins, you'll know who it is.
I will be returning if an anonymous benefactor is willing to restore my belongings. I have opened up my mule,
Gothic Space Elf to accept gifts. If you decide to gift anything, pm the account with a record of what you gave, so that I can return items if I get my account back or decide to leave permanently.
From the mule, I will then "officially quit gaia", and give everything to another account, which will of course also belong to me, yet have a separate IP address.
In order to avoid turning this into a begging topic, I've moved the list of what I'm missing to here:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/nothing/t.37524187/The stuff above the divider was what was lost from my second account. The stuff below the divider was lost from the first account, and was never recovered.
During this time, if you wish to contact me, email me at programmer437@gmail.com
I will be able to keep you updated, or inform you of my new account name.
Don't pm/trade/friend this account. It won't work, due to the glitch.
The full story of my banning is located a few posts down.
Have a pleasant life, FG4PG, and know that your kindness to a demon such as myself will never be forgotten.