It sounds a lot like a musical to me... Is it?? Cause if it was, I would totally go see it!! Then again, who would want to see a musical about spam... Spam's nasty. Have you ever tried it? It's like fried meat in a tin can!! Gross. If you haven't tried it, don't. So, yeah. A musical about spamming spam eaters!! Haha! That's be awesome!