Crazy cat

[Krystalcat]

Holy mother of...
*breathes*
one of my cats just leapt out of my pantry at me (I had left the door open). I was getting something out, and didn't notice that he was even in there. He was on a level that is about chin height on me; he hit me in the shoulder on his way out. I actually screamed. I'm still on the adrenaline rush. And, oh dear, there are holes in my shirt, and I've got some good scratches overlapping my bruise from paintball last weekend. OW. damn cat. It's stinging now. ow ow ow.
I don't think I've ever screamed like that before. I usually "eeep" when something surprises me.
Whooooo.

He was after the catnip that I have stashed on the top level. (he can't get that high. yet.)  

[Goddess Ace]

lol, cat of doom!

Leo has yet to really scare me but he definatly knows how to piss me off >_o  

[Artanus]

My old cat's tried to kill me by (two of them) weaving between my legs constantly, and trip, and try desperately not to step on them. It fell once, but no major injuries.

I loved those cats. 3nodding  

[Krystalcat]

walking under the feet, fighting on my bed while I'm sleeping, attacking hands, batting at the wooden blinds making lots of noise, demanding to be petted, demanding to be held, attacking noisy things, etc.  

[Metalic_Noodles]

My cats scaring me is a normal occurence, mostly when they randomly attack each other. I think they know if I ever see a real snake I'll murder them all, so they stick to cute little fuzzy mice, who I don't feel too bad for when I can't save them, beause they dart a lot... I'm picky.

Anyway... tripping, moving when I jump over them, trying to kill eachother, my self, my mom, themselves(pisssing off the dog, only the boy cat is that dumb though)...


We have some dumb a** birds around here, the two main hunters, can kill/defeather/lay on portch and have us finding feathers for days, in an hour or so... at the easy the girls kill them, I find it difficult to find sympathy.

~Metalic_Noodles

 

[Pirate-Wolfe]

My cat annoys the hell out of me.. Around my cat, you never leave your seat for even a minute.. I swear, as soon as you do jumps up there and falls asleep.  

[Pachelbel Canon]

In our old house, where I first got my cat, Taishi, my room had a light with pull-string instead of a switch. -_- That was how I figured out how high my kitten could jump. He liked to turn the light on after I'd JUST turned it off and gotten into bed...

He's gotten into the trash, any food that gets left out (especially sticks of butter) get eaten entirely, he knocks musical instruments over...and as far as size goes he's a complete beast. Not to say he's really fat, he's just very long and big.

He was a gift from my best friend Jamie, he was the only kitten of her cat's litter. We don't know who the father is, so we always joke his dad is a mountain lion. o_o  

[Marurashi]

i have a fat cat named sarissa and the only time that she gets angry is if she can see the bottom of her food bowl even if there is plenty of food in there, she will eat in one spot in the bowl and no ware else. other than that she is just fat and happy. and our other cat zoe is fine unless you touch her tail (she is a manx so she has a short nubby tail that is natural).  

[Metalic_Noodles]

Pirate-Wolfe

My cat annoys the hell out of me.. Around my cat, you never leave your seat for even a minute.. I swear, as soon as you do jumps up there and falls asleep.

My cats used to do that, It was really cute, they'd jump in the chair just because you werne't sitting all the way back.

I think it was mainly one cat who I had tought to sit at her own chair for treats. whee It's adorable, but I think my mom sat on her a few too many times, on purpase. sad



What do you mean the only kitten of the litter? Did that cat have puppies too?

~Metalic_Noodles

 

[TheBlueWarrior]

My mothers cat is needy. He whines whenever he wants anything and continually jumps on my stomach when I'm laying down.  

[Metalic_Noodles]

HAHA

My male cat, the dumb one that pissed the 90lbs dog off, used to be LOUD, but after a year of 'SH-UT UPPPPPPPP' (whiny, screamy voice) he isn't so bad, but I instincivly yell sh-hut uh-hup. (Yes, over pronouced like I spelled it.)

I have a girl that likes my lap, it's sweet, but almost imdediatly my body starts screaming for me to change positions. It's odd, I tend to piss her off before having to throw her off though, it just seems less mean. Oh, and she will storm off if you move in the slightest, other times she just refuses to move though.

~Metalic_Noodles

 

[moonchie]

I love my cats, but they do get annoying sometimes. One of them is really really needy. Always wants to be petted and we either trip or step on him because he's always getting in our way. It's mostly my fault for getting him used to a lot of attention when he was little. He manipulates with his cuteness. stare  

[Valentin07]

lol that is awesome