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 Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:32 pm
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'sup /fg4pg/, I've got a story to tell. If you don't know who I am, you're either
a. new to the guild
b. just haven't figured it out yet, and it will hit you in a few minutes. My profile is a lie (and will probably scare the ******** out of you) so don't go by that.
(If you do know who I am, keep it quiet. I'm still trying to be on the down low here).
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. No, not really, but it is probably the only story you'll ever hear of my life off of the internet (which is actually the majority of my life, despite my dedication to web based activities).
After taking a long (or short, time is relative after all) leave of gaia, I got bored. Really bored. I no longer had anyone to terrorize, burninate, or pwn in general.
Is the demons and doesn't afraid of anything? Maybe.
So I decided that if I couldn't have my adventures on the internet, I'd just have to have them in the real world. And so I set off around the city, breaking in, climbing over, and a whole lot of walking. And (we) eventually found some pretty cool s**t.
Exhibit one:
This was under the city. There were no grates or lights above us, so this was pitch black. Thank god we had our flashlights with us; as you can see they're quite bright. Amazingly, there was no graffiti down here, just alot of muck. The crap on the floor was over an inch deep. We didn't go too far due to the lack of oxygen, boots, etc, but overall this was one of the less hazardous locations.
Exhibit two:
Just wandering between places you occasionally run into something incredible. This was our lucky day: The entire wall under the bridge was painted. There was also a homeless guy wandering around down here, but we left him alone.
Exhibit three:
This is an abandoned portion of an asylum located nearby.
Going in probably wasn't the best idea:
But we did anyways. Inside we found some creepy s**t:
*Gasp* there were demons in the base. We didn't see them, but had expected them now for years.
Everything was crappy and dusty, but some things were perfectly preserved once you wiped them off. It was like looking into a time capsule:
A friend claimed that this was where they started re-introducing the insane into the work force, by giving them factory-style jobs in the asylum. This room had large sealed rubber doors and was completely sealed off. Everything in this one room was still in good condition, unlike the junk piled up everywhere else. We didn't stick around long, as it was creepy as hell. Despite that there were windows, you could hardly see your own hands without a flashlight. It was a really big place, too. The room was so open that you didn't know what (or who) else might be in there with you, as there was no way to light up the whole place at once.
Some type of heater:
So, any of you ever done anything like this? Ever had anything that scared the ******** out of you?
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:50 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:02 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:17 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:14 pm
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angel_half82 TheBlueWarrior I live in Downtown Chandler in Arizona, I'm afraid of finding a dead mexican some where. xd There is a good chance you would find one too. When I was younger I used to do some stupid stuff. Me and a friend of mine got two pieces of that thick foam they used on houses and floated down a flooded creek. When we finally got to calmer waters we floated into this concrete tunnel and there were a whole s**t load of homeless people in it and they started yelling at the top of their lungs for us to get out. The noise in the tunnel was so loud and creepy that we literally sprinted into deeper water and lost our pieces of foam and we had to walk home soaked and cold.
eek
I think it's called insulation.
That's scary...
~Metalic_Noodles |
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:49 pm
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Dr Entropy Guess I'll have to start calling you Ex..... I ******** love exploring abandoned places, especially creepy ones. Some friends of mine go paint balling in an abandoned factory of some sort. IRL adventures are more fun than interweb ones in my opinion. Last weekend me and some friends went on a scavenger hunt of doing odd tasks. It was 4 groups of 5 people and each put in $5 to make a $100 pot. All teams were given a 4 page long list of things to do and provide proof of doing the task for points. Obviously the group with the most points won. Some of the tasks included Get a piggy back ride from a cop Grab a random girls boob Go to a Jewish restaurant (i forgot the name it had) and order the Nazi special Piss on a random car Ding Dong Ditch someone (x2 points if you stay until they answer) Arm wrestle a hobo Eat a Frozen Hot Pocket Stupid stuff. There were also tasks worth 100,000 points like Get an elephant or AIDS Resurrect Hitler Kill someone.
@Ex- Damn... Those places are creepy...
In other news, IRL adventures are fun... Especially ones that include riding around your local park holding a "Need to lose weight? Call 1-800- (insert 7 digit number here)" and watching people take out their cellphones to call... |
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:49 pm
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Haha, that asylum would be awesome to go mess around in, I wish we had cool stuff around here.
Creepiest thing we had around here would have probably been the paper mill. So many people died, lost limbs, or were left permanently disabled there that there had to have been some bad juju floating around. There were all sorts of machines and stuff that they just left there when it got closed down, lathes, gigantic rolling machines, et cetera. According to my friends, being in that place always seemed like it would be a setting for one of the Resident Evil games just because there was an aura that hung around inside of it, and they always ended up hearing stuff that shouldn't have happened, happen in there, like once when it sounded like one of the machines was trying to start up.
Too bad they bulldozed the place, they're building condos there sometime soon, but there were so many hazardous chemicals there that it will probably mess with people for years until they figure out that the ground is contaminated and clean it up.
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:56 pm
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Metalic_Noodles angel_half82 TheBlueWarrior I live in Downtown Chandler in Arizona, I'm afraid of finding a dead mexican some where. xd There is a good chance you would find one too. When I was younger I used to do some stupid stuff. Me and a friend of mine got two pieces of that thick foam they used on houses and floated down a flooded creek. When we finally got to calmer waters we floated into this concrete tunnel and there were a whole s**t load of homeless people in it and they started yelling at the top of their lungs for us to get out. The noise in the tunnel was so loud and creepy that we literally sprinted into deeper water and lost our pieces of foam and we had to walk home soaked and cold.
eek
I think it's called insulation.
That's scary...
~Metalic_Noodles
Doesn't really matter what its called. I could call it a makeshift boat since thats what I used it for. |
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