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 Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:52 am
so there's this guy I really don't like at all. I really want to kick him in the nuts. His girlfriend (now his ex because he's a d**k mrgreen ) is one of my best friends though. I told her what I wished to do and she just randomly told me that he has not 2, but 3 nuts.....I can't even tell you how many terrible images flowed through my head at that moment gonk TMI
I guess the bright side is that now when I do kick him, i have a bigger target maybe? sweatdrop .... gonk
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:26 am
i know a guy with 3 nuts, we tell him when hes 50 his sack will be dragging the ground from too much weight.
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:41 am
jfm567 i know a guy with 3 nuts, we tell him when hes 50 his sack will be dragging the ground from too much weight.
it's only funny when it's NOT someone I know AND hate 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:35 pm
When my wife and I were in high school I went out with her best friend just to piss her off while we were broke up. I'm pretty sure she wanted to kick me in the nuts too.
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:20 pm
Ivri
I guess the bright side is that now when I do kick him, i have a bigger target maybe? sweatdrop .... gonk But what if its just a decoy? gonk how do you know which 2 are the real ones you need to aim for?
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:37 pm
3 nuts?! D: Wow... D: Bust one open and do him a favor by making him normal xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:02 pm
churrlo 3 nuts?! D: Wow... D: Bust one open and do him a favor by making him normal xd
maybe instead, when I kick him I could have a syringe full of toxic waste imbedded in my shoe and the foot-to-nuts impact would cause it to inject him then give him another one? and it could possibly be so big and deformed he would have to walk funny...or constantly look like he's happy to see everyone. then everytime I see him I could be like "hey dickwad! tell your pants it's not polite to point! LOLOLOLOL"
or I could just kick him anyways. but not THAT hard as to do him a favor *shrugs*
@Ghost well I figure as long as I aim for the exact middle or his crotch region I should be fine 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:38 pm
Ivri churrlo 3 nuts?! D: Wow... D: Bust one open and do him a favor by making him normal xd
maybe instead, when I kick him I could have a syringe full of toxic waste imbedded in my shoe and the foot-to-nuts impact would cause it to inject him then give him another one? and it could possibly be so big and deformed he would have to walk funny...or constantly look like he's happy to see everyone. then everytime I see him I could be like "hey dickwad! tell your pants it's not polite to point! LOLOLOLOL"
or I could just kick him anyways. but not THAT hard as to do him a favor *shrugs*
@Ghost well I figure as long as I aim for the exact middle or his crotch region I should be fine 3nodding i guess so xd or just wear nice wide steel capped boots O_O
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:39 pm
You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:27 pm
xd Injections eh? D: Maybe you can make it so he only has one... that'd be funny too gonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:53 am
MissMunchieMonster You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin
@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:00 am
Ivri MissMunchieMonster You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin
@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding meh, i say if u kick him hard enough u dun have to worry about running because he will be rolling on the floor in pain. what i'm curious about tho is why god decided to put mans most vulerable part of his body on the outside??
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:08 am
Marurashi Ivri MissMunchieMonster You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin
@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding meh, i say if u kick him hard enough u dun have to worry about running because he will be rolling on the floor in pain. what i'm curious about tho is why god decided to put mans most vulerable part of his body on the outside??
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:13 am
Ivri Marurashi Ivri MissMunchieMonster You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin
@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding meh, i say if u kick him hard enough u dun have to worry about running because he will be rolling on the floor in pain. what i'm curious about tho is why god decided to put mans most vulerable part of his body on the outside?? lol i think thats the best responce ive gotten yet for that question rofl
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:15 am
sad I wish i had 3 nuts..
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