Summary of 99% of people you will meet in college

[YukaSilkenFur]

So, the title says it. It was a thing I found on a facebook group for college and I got a big kick out of it. I was going to post it, but I need someone to tell me if that's ok first...since it's 16 pages on Word eek Even if you're not in college, I'm sure you can find your label(s).

As a sample, here's what I am from what I can find. o,o

BIOLOGICAL WEAPON

This is the person that, even though they have a 103.2 fever will still attend class. And will spend more time in class coughing, sneezing, wheezing, blowing their nose, and sniffling than they do not making noise. While their dedication to their education may be set in stone, it is advised to avoid this person like the plague, even if it means missing class to stay healthy.

and

THE SILENT, STRAIGHT-LACED GEM

This girl is rather shy, quite studious, probably pretty conservative, and usually somewhat attractive in a sort of clean, traditional, classic way. Sometimes, her quietness or straight face may be misinterpreted as indifference or the "get away from me" look, but once you get to know her, she is actually quite nice and makes a decent friend. She doesn't drink or smoke - not because she's a "goody two-shoes", but because she genuinely has no desire to. This girl may end up a loner if she's not careful - spending countless hours locked away in her dorm room, reading, or (if she pushes herself a little) can be found actually socializing. Gets along with most people, has a decent social circle, but holds just a few close friends. May need a little push to get involved in activities. Makes a reliable friend. Is a hard worker, but can enjoy having fun too.

(they don't seem to have one for the girl that seems shy and innocent but is really a hyperactive pervert on the inside eek )

So, tell me a) if you've heard of this list and b) if I can post it so everyone can have fun trying to find themselves...as I don't know if there's a link online...and c) whatever else  

[moonchie]

I've never seen that list. I wanna read the rest. 3nodding

The second one is close to how I am. Don't drink or smoke, keep to myself mostly, but I am sociable at times, I have many people that I know around campus, but only a few of them are really close to me. Since I'm really reserved I think people are afraid to come up to me so I have to come up to them mostly. I do work my butt off, but I like to relax when I can.

XD I'm a perv when it comes to my bf so add that.  

[Iconised Ghost]

i want the rest too! mrgreen at the moment i am a cross between both of those options xd  

[Awiergan Retribution]

Me:

THE APATHETIC GENIUS

The apathetic genius is the pinnacle of wasted potential. He shows up to most of his classes, and is minorly sociable. He is involved in class discussions but will never write a single page of notes, never does any extra credit or optional assignments, and never even reads the textbook or studies. Despite this he will consistently get A's and B's in every class he takes, all while exerting no apparent effort. This person probably has the ability to cure cancer some day, but years of being unchallenged and socially shunned will lead him to drop out after his first or second year.


Took me forever to find; I was near the bottom of the list.

Though I doubt I'll drop out.

Well, unless I find something better to do with my time.  

[Iconised Ghost]

Awiergan Retribution

Me:

THE APATHETIC GENIUS

The apathetic genius is the pinnacle of wasted potential. He shows up to most of his classes, and is minorly sociable. He is involved in class discussions but will never write a single page of notes, never does any extra credit or optional assignments, and never even reads the textbook or studies. Despite this he will consistently get A's and B's in every class he takes, all while exerting no apparent effort. This person probably has the ability to cure cancer some day, but years of being unchallenged and socially shunned will lead him to drop out after his first or second year.


Took me forever to find; I was near the bottom of the list.

Though I doubt I'll drop out.

Well, unless I find something better to do with my time.

r u sure you're not the egotist? xd  

[Metalic_Noodles]

Link

~Metalic_Noodles

 

[Awiergan Retribution]

Metalic_Noodles

Link

~Metalic_Noodles

http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2223241470  

[jfm567]

im pretty sure this one is me.

THE BALANCED GUY

They're a fairly sociable bunch with lots of common sense, and they have fairly diversified skills. These guys seldom try to draw attention to themselves but also have a healthy amount of self-esteem (Balanced Guys generally don't attack/insult people in any way unless they feel it's warranted). They're willing to learn a little about everything and can be found in places such as the gym lifting weights, or even in a kitchen working on their cooking skills... or....sometimes in their room masturbating to a wide variety of downloaded porn clips. Who knows what Balanced Guy will do next. They aren't spendthrifts, but they aren't penny pinchers, either. They play both sports and video games. When it comes to discussions of any sort, balanced guy keeps an open mind and generally takes a politically "moderate" stance.  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

TO - MUCH - STUFF - GIRL/GUY

They have a huge backpack with every book for all their classes in it. A change of clothes, an umbrella and groceries. They are always late yet will choose the seat in the front middle next to the projector maximizing the disruption to the class.
I honestly practically live out of my purse. It's one of those giant shopping bags from Fred Meyers and it always contains actually four or five smaller clutch type purses; one for makeup, one for general things, one for earrings, one for necklaces, etc. along with clothing, shoes, hairbrush, and deodorant. at ALL times.

THE ANSWER MACHINE

This person gets it! They understand the material. They can answer the hard questions that require logical induction and they can form arguments using the material.
Unfortunately, everyone else in the class is either the Quiet, Smart Slacker or The Frat Mattress or I'm Too Important to Be Here. The professor lectures and asks a question and no one will answer. Grated by the awkward silence, The Answer Machine finally answers.

The floodgates open. From the rest of the semester onwards, the class is a dialogs between The Answer Machine and the professor interspersed with infrequent, sometimes mind-numbing comments from The Frat Mattress when she's called on and the slacker when they care. But for the most part, it's The Answer Machine. Even when they don't answer, the professor will call on them regardless of whether or not their hand is raised.
Not in all classes but in most, especially if they are not math-oriented, classes, I am one of these. I like knowing the answer but don't always like to answer, only to be called on anyway.

QUIET SMART SLACKER

Normally found in one of the back rows but not the very back as he is trying to blend in. Doesn't say much in class, only being social when he has to or with people he knows outside of class. Won't disrupt class but if called on will answer correctly. Pays attention, but doesn't always do work, or work hard. Shows up to class 80% of the time, but does 40% of the outside work/study time. Graduates in 5-6 years with a 3.0 but only because of intelligence and test scores, not effort (as shown in number of years taken to graduate).
I often understand ut hate doing homework type projects Dx

THE DUDE WHO KNOWS f*** EVERYONE

Everywhere you go, this guy knows somebody he has to high five and chat with for a little bit. He probably grew up in the area, has an outgoing personality, and is involved in a wide variety of activities that breach many social circles. Generally liked, although he may be too outgoing for some people. Generally doesn't have a lot of close friends, but makes up for it in sheer volume. This is the guy to talk to if you're interested in a new hobby, want to join a club, or just want to meet new people. May do incredibly outrageous things to get even more attention.


PROFESSOR CORRECTOR

This student loves to volunteer class time to correct the professors' menial mistakes. Did he say 90% instead of 85%? Was he off an important date by a year? The Corrector will grab this opportunity immediately. Does the textbook back up the professor? Well that's wrong too! The whole world is filled with misinformation, and only this noble lad can spend 20 minutes setting the professor straight as everyone silently whispers "I HATE YOU." They may be a student, but they already years ahead of the class.
my mythology teacher was stupid. just flat out. She couldn't pronounce ninety percent of the vocab correctly and yea. I hated it. I get pissed off when they're teaching things that are incorrect. for certain.
 

[MonsieurSponge]

This is the only one that was COMPLETELY me.

THE THREAT:

Black trench coat. Few words. Odd knowledge about weapons. And somehow, he always seems to sit next to you in class.
I own 3 trench coats. heart

I'm a little bit of the Answer Machine and the Dude who knows f*cking everybody too.  

[YukaSilkenFur]

EggaxSponge

This is the only one that was COMPLETELY me.

THE THREAT:

Black trench coat. Few words. Odd knowledge about weapons. And somehow, he always seems to sit next to you in class.
I own 3 trench coats. heart

I'm a little bit of the Answer Machine and the Dude who knows f*cking everybody too.

Rofl. Nice Egga. Now I can say I know one of those. :3

And sorry, I didn't post the link before because I didn't think anyone could see it without logging on to facebook. sweatdrop  

[pineapple07]

I'm bits and pieces of a few of them...

THE I CAN QUITTER

This person, smokes, drinks, has other bad habits and can quit whenever they want. When asked to quit they always respond I would but I don't wanna.

THE THREAT:

Black trench coat. Few words. Odd knowledge about weapons. And somehow, he always seems to sit next to you in class.

THE APATHETIC GENIUS

The apathetic genius is the pinnacle of wasted potential. He shows up to most of his classes, and is minorly sociable. He is involved in class discussions but will never write a single page of notes, never does any extra credit or optional assignments, and never even reads the textbook or studies. Despite this he will consistently get A's and B's in every class he takes, all while exerting no apparent effort. This person probably has the ability to cure cancer some day, but years of being unchallenged and socially shunned will lead him to drop out after his first or second year.

THE NIGHT OWL

Staying up long after you've gone to bed, a Night Owl roommate may periodically awaken you with a laughing fit after reading a Chuck Norris joke on some crappy forum or heating water in the microwave for a 3 AM cup of ramen. May be seen complaining about the lack of places open in town at 1 in the morning on Tuesday night. The Night Owl is also likely to skip morning classes.
This is why I stuck with night classes

THE BABYFACE

This kid graduated high school early, but doesn't really make a big deal about it. Because of this, his social skills are somewhat undeveloped, and he is quick to attach himself to social groups in order to gain acceptance. Said social groups are quick to make him the subject of their corruption projects, and take great pleasure in getting him drunk/laid/stoned for the first time.

BIOLOGICAL WEAPON

This is the person that, even though they have a 103.2 fever will still attend class. And will spend more time in class coughing, sneezing, wheezing, blowing their nose, and sniffling than they do not making noise. While their dedication to their education may be set in stone, it is advised to avoid this person like the plague, even if it means missing class to stay healthy.  

[Artanus]

I could only find ones that vaguely describe me in class. Although, I'm not in College yet, so I might be different when I am.


THE ANSWER MACHINE

This person gets it! They understand the material. They can answer the hard questions that require logical induction and they can form arguments using the material.
Unfortunately, everyone else in the class is either the Quiet, Smart Slacker or The Frat Mattress or I'm Too Important to Be Here. The professor lectures and asks a question and no one will answer. Grated by the awkward silence, The Answer Machine finally answers.

The floodgates open. From the rest of the semester onwards, the class is a dialogs between The Answer Machine and the professor interspersed with infrequent, sometimes mind-numbing comments from The Frat Mattress when she's called on and the slacker when they care. But for the most part, it's The Answer Machine. Even when they don't answer, the professor will call on them regardless of whether or not their hand is raised.
Not in all classes but in most, especially if they are not math-oriented, classes, I am one of these. I like knowing the answer but don't always like to answer, only to be called on anyway.

and

PROFESSOR CORRECTOR

This student loves to volunteer class time to correct the professors' menial mistakes. Did he say 90% instead of 85%? Was he off an important date by a year? The Corrector will grab this opportunity immediately. Does the textbook back up the professor? Well that's wrong too! The whole world is filled with misinformation, and only this noble lad can spend 20 minutes setting the professor straight as everyone silently whispers "I HATE YOU." They may be a student, but they already years ahead of the class.  

[HappysEnding]

THE NIGHT OWL

Staying up long after you've gone to bed, a Night Owl roommate may periodically awaken you with a laughing fit after reading a Chuck Norris joke on some crappy forum or heating water in the microwave for a 3 AM cup of ramen. May be seen complaining about the lack of places open in town at 1 in the morning on Tuesday night. The Night Owl is also likely to skip morning classes.

THE DUDE WHO KNOWS f*** EVERYONE

Everywhere you go, this guy knows somebody he has to high five and chat with for a little bit. He probably grew up in the area, has an outgoing personality, and is involved in a wide variety of activities that breach many social circles. Generally liked, although he may be too outgoing for some people. Generally doesn't have a lot of close friends, but makes up for it in sheer volume. This is the guy to talk to if you're interested in a new hobby, want to join a club, or just want to meet new people. May do incredibly outrageous things to get even more attention.


My best friends are always like, "HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW!?" And I always manage to sit *right by* the socializer in classes. Some people actually want to learn! scream  

[TheBlueWarrior]

I've been looking through them a bit, so far this is the one that is the most complete version of me.
THE SNIPER

This is the kid, usually a male, who sits in the back of the class and will constantly spout out smart a** remarks at the professor in an attempt to act like he really doesn't really care for the class and thinks he is super cool cause he can be so disrespectful in class. But this guy is important cause when the class starts dragging and getting boring, he can usually lighten the mood. Annoying and funny at the same time.