scenes from a hat

[NotoriousBettieRage]

i'll put a random subjects or questions and then you guys post your best answer to the questions. ok lets start!

Things thats you can say about your dog but not about your girlfriend.  

[Kiana_Pryce]

Your such a dirty b*tch. (( well you can say it but .. well outcome might not be a wagging tail lmao )  

[President Kristian Fry]

Man are you such a dog  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

FINALLY! *sigh*new subject

things you can say or do to clear a room  

[Nei1]

*A strange, strong, and sicking odor fills room*

That should clear a room in a hurry.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

Things you never wanna hear from your grandmother  

[FallenSammy]

Oh i wouldn't mind a piece of him-bout one of your friends

(and tha basically happened to a mate of mine... shes been scarred)  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

my grandma told me bout a lesbian experience from the 50s  

[FallenSammy]

lol bet you loved tha story  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

not when it envolves my grandma! confused

things that make you go BLECH!!  

[FallenSammy]

hehe i was bein sarcastic, are you scarred for life now? lol  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

nah but the weird part was over hearing the same story from another woman at her funeral.........so yeah maybe i am  

[FallenSammy]

lol bless ya  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

things you say when you're drunk off your a**  

[FallenSammy]

Immanottdrrrunk *promptly falling over*