In Three Months I Will Lose A Bet

[Sentama Lin]

Alright, I made a bet with my roommates and I'm very sure I will lose.

The conditions were as follows: If, on my birthday (March 3) I receive a one-pound hamburger, Luther-Burger style, with cheese on top (and optionally inside the patty through injection), bacon, and (optionally) the fixings (tomatoes are my favourite with burgers); I will dress up, in the near future after that event (or possibly during next year's Halloween), as Hard Gay.

I need help, ATG. How would I go about creating the outfit? It would be too expensive to buy every piece, so I'm considering finding out where to get the materials and just making the outfit (probably using pleather or PVC). Any tips?

Spoonfeeding: Um... Hard Gay, The Burger, The Costume, Relevant Things  

[Omnileech]

An outfit like that is not going to come cheap no matter what.  

[Sentama Lin]

Naw, probably not. But a bet is a bet, and I can reuse an outfit like that. It's a good thing I'm good with my hands (and a needle) though I might need to make some specialised equipment for working with PVC.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

AHAHAHAHA!!!!

XD

Just go naked, man. HOOOOOO!!!  

[Sentama Lin]

But naked is not Hard Gay, HOOOOOOOOOOO!  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

All you need are the hat and sunglasses.

HOOOOOOO!!!  

[Sentama Lin]

But... Decency! At least the hot pants! Hot Pants, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  

[124-C]

I think some vinyl, a couple of zippers, and a bejewler are all you'd really need.

As a side not: He'd got shot acting like that here... Actually, the moment that it looked like he might be thinking about heading towards a park they'd probably arrest.  

[Sentama Lin]

That's what I'm thinking too, Tsuj, as well as some patterns for hot pants and the vest. I probably will just buy a hat and decorate it with things, but all the other things (if I can find a pattern) will probably cost me little. PVC fabric is about 10 USD per yard so it will be pricey, but still not as expensive as buying each and every piece.  

[124-C]

Let's face it, Lin, there's only about 2 yds. of fabric in that outfit. And what you have for scraps you can use to make the gloves.

...this guy is ******** hilarious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOF89pSZHPg  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I remember that episode. Very funny. XD  

[Sentama Lin]

...You've got a point, Tsuj. Though, I was worried that it might be more or something. I'll see what happens when I make/get some patterns.

And oh gawd, yeah, that episode, was great. I found the Father's Day one to be really bad (in the good way).  

[AlcoholicPancake]

Hahahaha, Hard Gay... Classic man...  

[Sentama Lin]

So, Panny, what's your take on either the outfit or the burger? Should I make them get Krispy Kreme donuts for the buns? Should I make or just buy the outfit? I fear that the outfit would be easy to make and be less expensive. Also... what the hell is a breakaway pouch? o.o

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!