Worlds Longest Poem!!!

[KittyKat204]

In this thread we are going to write the world's longest poem!

Here's how it goes:
You post a line of the poem, and the next one has to rhyme.

Example:
Me: The Sky is blue.

Bob: And so are you.
The night is cold.

Joe: The porridge is old.
Dinosaurs are dead.

And so on. it doesn't have to make sense.
Just write two lines:
1. (rhymes with the last line)
2. (New Rhyme)

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[KittyKat204]

The Poem
(This is the full poem.)

The bird was singing in the tree,
But then it came and pooped on me.
The sun was shining in the sky,
Purple clouds were floating by.
The dog was eating all my food,
Which put me in a foul mood.
A snake slithered through the grass,
And bit my brother in the a$$.
He screamed and grabbed his pocket knife,
Desperately to save his life.
The snake was fast and dodged the blade,
But then he spilled the gatorade.
I watched the scene without a sound,
Neither did anyone else around.
The snake kept at it, with a hiss and a bite,
Soon it became a full fledged fight.
As I noticed my brother was tiring down,
Someone hit the snake with a rubber clown.
The snake fell down, and shook its head,
And now my puppy dog is dead.
The snake took out a bite,
Then left, whispering "Goodnight."
I stared with confusion on my face,
Because I got hit with a mace.
And now my sister is a widow,

 

[KittyKat204]

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[KittyKat204]

OK, I'm starting.

The bird was singing in the tree.  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

But them it came and pooped on me

The sun was shining in the sky  

[KittyKat204]

Purple clouds were floating by.

The dog was eating all my food.  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

Which put me in a foul mood.

A snake slithered through the grass,  

[KittyKat204]

And bit my brother in the a$$.

He screamed and grabbed his pocket knife.  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

desperately to save his life.

The snake was fast and dodged the blade,  

[KittyKat204]

But then he spilled the gatorade.

I watched the scene without a sound,  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

Neither did anyone else around.

The snake kept at it, with a hiss and a bite  

[KittyKat204]

Soon it became a full fledged fight.

As I noticed my brother was tiring down,  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

Someone hit the snake with a rubber clown.
The snake fell down, and shook its head,  

[mathwl1020]

and now my puppy dog is dead
the snake took out a bite  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

Then left, whispering "goodnight."

I stared with confusion on my face,