Why is the ocean so salty? Find out now!

[Midori Hayashi]

lol, this was priceless in Biology class the other day. rofl


[stupid] Girl: Hey Mr. P, how do fish reproduce? I know other animals...you know...have sex and stuff but what about fish?
Mr. P: They reproduce externally.
Girl: Huh?
Mr. P: The females release eggs into the water, and males release their sperm. They join up and make little fish eggs.
Girl 2: THAT'S WHY THE OCEAN IS SO SALTY.
*silence*
Mr. P: I'll be sure to put that into a text book one day.


rofl It was hilarious...one of those "you had to be there" moments.
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My friend says she doesn't swim in the ocean because it's filled with fish s**t and sperm. xd

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[Zaoth Kun]

Thats an old joke >.< I heard it years ago.
Still funny though for it to happen in real.  

[-iSnug-]

I would've been the person to shout out: "Thats why the sea is so salty" o3o  

[Midori Hayashi]

@ Squee: lol, I know but yeah, it was so funny hearing it in the middle of class. The teacher was like, "WTF?" xd  

[chianachan]

Heheheh thats silly xd  

[Goddess Ace]

We always enjoyed the joke about "sperm" whales. I guess when I think of the ocean, I highly disregard the fish and go for the cooler animals... like killer giant squids.  

[-iSnug-]

I hate it when in the cafeteria, if someone is eating corn...they call the person gay because corn has a chemical in it called endosperm. :/  

[ella2hip193]

lol, thats the first time i have ever heard of that joke! blaugh  

[Midori Hayashi]

Goddess Ace

We always enjoyed the joke about "sperm" whales. I guess when I think of the ocean, I highly disregard the fish and go for the cooler animals... like killer giant squids.

I think of sharks and reefs. xd BTW, Shamu sucks. Clyde and Seamore rule Seaworld. 3nodding  

[churrlo]

You're all fish c** guzzlers! D<  

[moonchie]

D: I guess that's why I had a tummy ache after I swallowed all that sea water.  

[angel_half82]

Ahem this means that the stupid girl in your story is a whore.

That is all.

rofl  

[-iSnug-]

angel_half82

Ahem this means that the stupid girl in your story is a whore.

That is all.

rofl

So true xD (It took me about 10 minutes to see what you mean't) o3o  

[Lineriku]

i was just about to post 'how would she know¿¿' before i got to your post angel....damn....everyone always beats me to it...................  

[ValkyriePrincess92]

angel_half82

Ahem this means that the stupid girl in your story is a whore.

That is all.

rofl

exactly! i think that was the moral of the story, though.... mrgreen

but it is pretty gross when you think about how your swimming in sperm, p!ss, and sh!t when you go to the ocean