Destroy a Wish

[Althea_Muirin]

I can't remember if I ever posted this game on this guild but it's simple enough. For example:

A: I wish I could fly
B:Granted but you can only fly in circles. I wish I had a million bucks.
C: Granted, but they're the deer kind. I wish...

And so on. No trying to eliminate loopholes either. To start it off:

I wish a had a pet hamster.  

[Shannalee_Lace]

Granted, but he has rabies. I wish for a big house.  

[Sinseer]

But the big house is prison, I wish for a lifetime supply of cigarettes.  

[Benjiji Geropiki]

granted, but that would cause your life to be drastically shortened, so it's more like a couple years worth...

i wish i could turn invisible.  

[Sinseer]

...but then no one would see your leopard print undies.

I wish I could donate millions to various charities.  

[Darthspanky]

your credit card was declined because you have a outstanding balance.

i wish for i just want milk and cookies and KFC  

[Awiergan Retribution]

Darthspanky

i wish for i just want milk and cookies and KFC

Granted, but it's KFC's new grilled chicken, the cookies are covered in lemon icing, and it's buttermilk.

I wish my college were free.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Granted, but turns out it was bank loans. You owe that and 20% interest.
I wish I could fix my car.  

[Midori Hayashi]

Granted, but you're not a good fixer-upper so you'll have to refix it every ten miles. Good luck with that.

I wish my friend would stop acting stuck-up.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Midori Hayashi

Granted, but you're not a good fixer-upper so you'll have to refix it every ten miles. Good luck with that.

I wish my friend would stop acting stuck-up.

Granted, now they are stuck down. xD

I wish I would remember to practice my drawing. >.<  

[Midori Hayashi]

Granted, but practice does you no good because you just suck. xd Try taking up sports.

I wish I could see my best friend.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Midori Hayashi

Granted, but practice does you no good because you just suck. xd Try taking up sports.

I wish I could see my best friend.

Granted, well, except you turn blind before you can actually see them... xD
I wish I could do my homework and stop wasting my time on Gaia... xDDD  

[SakuChwan]

Granted, but it's ******** gaia man... there's no escape.

I wish they'd hurry up and legalize it.  

[Midori Hayashi]

Granted, but your homework is made of fail and you find out you are allergic to non-Gaia activities. I'd advise you stay on Gaia.

I wish I could find my other sock.

EDIT: s**t, I was too late.
@ Saku: Granted, they legalized it but then the legal documentation burned up and the memories of all witnesses were erased...start all over. Do not pass go. Do not collect anything. xd  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Midori Hayashi

Granted, but your homework is made of fail and you find out you are allergic to non-Gaia activities. I'd advise you stay on Gaia.

I wish I could find my other sock.

EDIT: s**t, I was too late.
@ Saku: Granted, they legalized it but then the legal documentation burned up and the memories of all witnesses were erased...start all over. Do not pass go. Do not collect anything. xd

Wish granted, but when you reach for it you get tazored and you hear "ACCESS DENIED"
Wish I had a tazor...