Destroy a Wish

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Granted but you can't "turn it off", and everyone you meet is an exceptionally disgusting pervert. And attracted to you.

I wish it didn't take so damn long for some of these EIs to evolve.  

[Sephira the Fallen]

Granted, but once they finish evolving you can't use them anymore.

I wish Gaia would update the gold shops more and the Cash Shop less.  

[Stars Flying]

Granted, but all of the new gold shop items are really ugly and all of the old gold shop items disappear from Gaia.

I wish Booty Grab would stop lagging.  

[Cupperd]

Granted, but then fishies would die of heart attacks because the currents are too fast.

I wish I had a puppy :3  

[Jacmob]

Granted but the puppy is an alien in disguise that was programmed to kill j00.

I wish I got a party for Hive faster  

[Cupperd]

Collector Josh

Granted but the puppy is an alien in disguise that was programmed to kill j00.

I wish I got a party for Hive faster

Granted, but the party is so noob that you'll have to do everything yourself and you'll die while the rest gets free money ^^

I wish I didn't so much stuff to study for the exams sad  

[No Troubles]

Granted. But you fail the test because you had nothing to study.

I wish i had a white mask to match my avatar...  

[Cupperd]

Granted, but it's a hockey mask and everyone will think of you as a serial killer.

I wish my boyfriend was here  

[Rejected Terror]

Granted but you find out he was sleeping around on you and caught a deadly STD and passed it on to you. sorry

I wish i had a million gold.

 

[cookie022]

granted. but then someone kills you for your inheritance.
i wish this creeper would stop calling me.  

[II IcyRose II]

Granted, but then a new one starts calling.
I wish I could bring all of my friends to Michigan with me.  

[Stars Flying]

Granted, but after thirty minutes they want to go back home... so they leave.

I wish I had some Frosted Flakes right now.  

[AmeliaChamberlain]

Granted, but that tiger person put poisin instead of frost, so you died after 10min

i wish i scored 2,200 on my SSAT and i got accepted into Thomas Jefferson Academy.  

[Miumarie]

Granted, the place caught fire and burned down a day later.

I wish my boyfriend's parents didn't hate me.  

[Baizyl]

Granted but they end up loving you so much they adopt you and now your boyfriend is your brother.

I wish I would get up and make swirl strawberry and vanilla cake.