Destroy a Wish

[Stars Flying]

Granted, but I eat it before you can have any. mrgreen

I wish I could speak any language I want.  

[Baizyl]

Granted but as soon as you understand the languages you find that the whole world is plotting against you.

I wish I had a cat.  

[Alucard Daemon]

Granted but it is a hairless cat
I wish I had a fallen wish  

[Baizyl]

granted but it falls then disappears from sight

i wish i had more gc  

[Impracticality]

Granted, but after you get it, it becomes worthless

I wish i could sleep in till 12 everyday  

[TheBlueWarrior]

shadowfox_ Aerion

Granted, but after you get it, it becomes worthless

I wish i could sleep in till 12 everyday

Wish granted, your dead.

Wish I could get some sleep instead of doing this presentation.  

[F ii r e n z e]

Granted, but that's the last sleep you'll ever get. Ever.

I wish I finished my Pokemon Trainer costume for Saturday.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

F ii r e n z e

Granted, but that's the last sleep you'll ever get. Ever.

I wish I finished my Pokemon Trainer costume for Saturday.

Granted but instead of a Trainer you look like Sailor Moon

I wish I made more money. D:  

[PixalTypic]

Granted, but it's only the monopoly kind.

I wish I had a pair of those big rad green headphones.  

[Hikari_x00]

Granted, but as soon as you listen to it the volume was so high that it blows your brains out.

I wish I had a PSP.  

[xXSe7en_0f_SwordsXx]

Granted, but when you opened the box, you quickly realized that it's definitely not the gaming system....

I wish that I had a bottle of vodka and a piano. (SMFT's) xD  

[Sakura Nashimara]

Granted, but your bottle of vodka has a hole in the bottom of it, spills on your new piano, and faulty wiring in the room sparks the spilled alcohol, causing your piano to burst into flames.

I wish I had my driver's license.  

[Quirky Daylight Cupcake]

Granted but you realize its a fake
I wish I had a baby panda  

[xXSe7en_0f_SwordsXx]

Wish granted. When the panda is delivered, you are to sign a waiver stating that it is not China's fault if the U.S. government finds out about the panda's illegal immigration. When they charge you for it, you are forced to pay $500,000 U.S dollars, and you soon have no money. You are forced to send the panda out to work and pull a paycheck in to sustain yourselves when its only food source, bamboo, becomes endangered, and you are forced to buy it on the black market. After a childhood of immigration work, Panda finally goes insane, and mauls you to death when it's convinced that there's no bamboo in its bowl when there really is.

I wish that I had laser vision that I could activate by a device that is in my brain, that requires me to think, 'Fluff'. x3

 

[Julienne Dreams]

Wish granted, but the laser visions activation code was changed to "Pie" and as soon as you think "Fluff" the device blows up.

I wish for a Minion from Despicable Me. heart