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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:16 am
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I'm breaking my promise to myself of not posting anything right now, but if I don't do it now I'll forget. Chex's embarassing thread post made me realize just what a good idea my sister-in-law and I have. We want to make a book about any and all things that can/will happen while having sex. It'll be for anyone and everyone, but a great book for people who haven't had sex yet, to read. I want to call it 'Don't worry, you're normal!"
I thought this would also be a great place to talk about anything sexual, from questions to advice, to talking about your own stories. I'll start with some.
GRM's Advice The first time you have sex, yes you may bleed or you may not. It might hurt it might not. This is something to keep in mind though, if you have sex without a condom and he goes inside you GRAVITY IS STILL WORKING! Go to the bathroom because it will come back out!
There are certain positions that make you have a v****a fart! Otherwise known as a Queef. It's a disturbing feeling and will make almost anyone laugh. It also completely ruins the moment! It's normal though so don't worry about it.
If toy haven't been doing much excersise, strecth! You can get cramps anywhere while having sex and that too runis the moment.
Condoms are slimy.
If doing a**l play, please remember what comes out of there. It's a good idea to clean it out before hand.
The saying "If you've seen one, you've seen them all" is not true! Some are twisted some are curved. Some have scars, some have freckles. Just remember curiousity killed the cat.
Be mindfull of breasts! Some positions make the breasts move in disturbing ways. Also ladies, don't look down at your boobies in doggy position! Not usually a pretty picture.
Chex's Advice You will meet someone along the way with weird desires/fantasies. Also, beware of juices on facial hair.
There are a few more that I would like to post, but I want to post this now. Like I said any questions, advice, stories you want to share feel free to! This is not a place to make fun of other peoples stories and if I see this I will be very pissed! People may be opening themsleves up to what could be very embarassing and don't need to have assholes poking fun at them! Also if there is anything you want me to add just tell me and I'll post it and who said it. Hope this helps, gets a few laughs, and maybe makes some people feel a bit more normal. Enjoy.
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:34 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:49 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:34 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:19 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:47 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:55 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:02 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:17 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:33 am
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More professionalism, please...
Telling people that queefs are normal is one thing, personal experiences and fantasies are another.
Do tell stuff like: Beware of certain positions, where the guy can bump into the cervix, it can be painful.
Do not tell: How you found out about that...and any other details about it, please.
Thread is too low profit, high price anyway...as in...
As the thread stands now, it's kinda disgusting, and no, not because of the biological facts... Yet the gain is quite low, since the ATG is 'confined' in itself, but at the same time, stuff like that adds to the guild image. And stuff like queefs could be googled even by a surprised layman using "crude" terms...
So yeah...just sayin...
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