Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[technoyoshi]

For all of you who don't know how to play, I will begin by asking a question. The next poster answers that question in a silly, funny way and asks a question of their own. (You must ask a question if you answer one)
For example:

Q: Why are chocobos yellow?

A: Because their red fur's in the dry cleaners.
Q: Why is Cloud's hair spiky?

And so on.. that'll be my first question. Let's begin!

Q: Why is Cloud's hair spiky?  

[astrea19]

Q: Why is Cloud's hair spiky?
A: Because he was electricutred.

Q:Why are elves short?  

[Ritten]

Q:Why are elves short?
A: How else would they fit thorugh those tiny doors?

Q: Why are Zebra's Striped? (*shrugs* It's hard to think of a stupid question!)  

[astrea19]

Q: Why are zebras striped?
A: Because they fell asleep on a bench with wet paint.

Q: Who came first the chicken or the egg?  

[Akira_Yotaki]

Q: Who came first the chicken or the egg?

A: Neither. God came first.

Q: Why Are seagulls White? couldnt think of one sorry)  

[technoyoshi]

A: Cause their friends pooped on them.

Q: What is the point of cotton balls?  

[Ritten]

Q: What is the point of Cotton Balls?
A: Because Sandpaper Balls just didn't feel so great! -__-;

Q: What is the Meaning of Life?  

[technoyoshi]

A: 42

Q: Good Vs. Evil?  

[FireHeartMadin]

Q: Good Vs. Evil?
A: Both!

Q: Why does Santa fly on a sleigh?  

[technoyoshi]

A: He doesn't have the money for a car because he gives away gifts and doesn't get money off of them.

Q: Do Ninja Monkeys Exist?  

[CutieDemonEd]

technoyoshi

A: He doesn't have the mo
ney for a car because he gives away gifts and doesn't get money off of them.

Q: Do Ninja Monkeys Exist?

A. Yes, they live in my closet with the two-headed algebra monkeys of doom!

Q: Do you like fuzzy things?  

[technoyoshi]

A: No Fuzzies are hard to block (Paper Mario)

Q: Squall or Cloud?  

[CutieDemonEd]

A: Cloud, because his hair matches the chocobos

Q: Do you have a favorite anime quote?  

[Barkov Malvyik]

CutieDemonEd

A: Cloud, because his hair matches the chocobos

Q: Do you have a favorite anime quote?

((sorry but how can you anwser that funnily?))
A:Belive it!

Q:why do drugs hurt you?((mind block sweatdrop ))  

[technoyoshi]

A: Because of the carcinogens, duh!

Q: Why is Coke good?