Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Rester.R]

Q: why do mouses squeak?  

[the_sum_of_all_lies]

i told em' to


why i'm i poor  

[`Jet Black Heart]

beetle1992

i told em' to


why i'm i poor

you dont go on gaia enough



why are there different colored people in the world  

[abkvs]

Because they got put in with my red and black shirts on accident. D:

Why haven't I played Gaia in so long??  

[Kiokujo]

Er!n-Ch4n

Because they got put in with my red and black shirts on accident. D:

Why haven't I played Gaia in so long??

A:Because your busy eating pie.

Q:Why does pies, rubber duckies and coconuts have to do with anything?  

[12neowolf34]

A:cause they ran out of jacuzzis



Q:why do the police like me and my teachers hate me?  

[Valonia]

A: Because you secretly own a doughnut store.

Q: Why can't elephants jump?  

[webbed_donut]

A. because it would give fat people inspiration

Q. Why do chicken still run around after there heads have been choped off  

[Valonia]

A: Because they have to cross the road one more time.

Q: Why do men have nipples?  

[The PHiX]

A: Because God makes us.

Q: What is the square root of a key-lime pie?  

[Lunarless]

Q: What is the square root of a key-lime pie?
A: 66.6

Q: why is santa fat?  

[mellenois]

because he eats all the cookies in xmas
q: why do women like funny men?  

[dragonchick623]

because the seriose ones are monotone and boring. (and usually taken)
Q: why are dragons always the bad guys in books?  

[Darthspanky]

dragonchick623

because the seriose ones are monotone and boring. (and usually taken)
Q: why are dragons always the bad guys in books?

becuse they didnt choose me to star in the book.. so they had to find the next most evil thing they can find.

why is it i think ninjas are going to kill me?