Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Nymphadora~Tonks666]

because you walk around with a target on your head

why do cats meow at 12pm  

[Serverus Snope]

They meow because they don't have a compass!

Next question: Banana?  

[Blue_Lucky_Monkey96]

A: No, Mangoes

Q: Why do people commit suicide?  

[emo asian]

A:to see pudding in heaven

Q:why did the chicken cross the road  

[Nibelungenlied]

Q:why did the chicken cross the road

A: The chicken never crossed the road. We HEARD it did, but there's no empirical evidence.


Q: Why is the Pink Panther pink?  

[Yumana]

q why do doves cry

a cause they die




Q: HOw does the human reproduce?  

[Kiokujo]

Yumana

q why do doves cry

a cause they die




Q: HOw does the human reproduce?

A:By having sex o.O

Q:Why the prices of things in the MP are rising up?  

[sdf798]

because george bush is president

Q:why do breakfast burritos taste like the lunch from the same place u ate it at  

[freekstile]

A: because they make all of their food out of dust bunnies and all dustbunnies taste the same



Q: why is llama spelled with 2 Ls?  

[Bunny Play]

Q:Why is llama spelled with 2 l's?
A:Because god made a typo on his "list"

Q biggrin o jeely fish have butts?  

[Senoch]

Q Do Jelly fish have butt?
A Only after they're done with the rest of the cigarette.


Q Whatever happened to the Pilsbury Doughboy?  

[Mystic Chick55]

Q Whatever happened to the Pilsbury Doughboy?
I flew over a building full of manga people and him.

Q: How do people fly?  

[Laura Mitchell]

Q: How do people fly?
By shoving a rocket up their asses.

Q: Why does a nose itch?  

[duganmaster1]

Q: Why does a nose itch?
A: The butt you put your nose in had clorox in it.

Q:Whats the cost of virginity?