Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[mathwl1020]

A: It would be a ninja with a gun

Q: How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. It would chuck a chunk of cherry wood if it had a chunk of cherry wood to chuck.

Q. "As destructive as a bull in a china shop" Why would a bull be in a china shop?  

[mathwl1020]

A: Because it loves antique plates, DUHH

Q: "She sells sea shells on the sea shore," WHO IS SHE?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. UR MOM!

Q. What would one call "Hot Chocolate" if it wasn't hot?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

Hershey Bars!!

Why do people say UHH.. UR MOM!?  

[mathwl1020]

A: Cause they like watching your mom

Q: In the nursery rhyme, why is a cow jumping over the moon?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Because A cat was fiddling.

Q. Why do people text so much?  

[mathwl1020]

((seriously, i cant think of any questions that dont have to do with physics or kids stories/tv shows))

A: because a text addiction is like a drug addiction, if they dont keep doing it, they go through withdrawls

Q: How does the cat fiddle?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Like Humans And they only do it when humans are not looking.

Q. Why Can't the school I go to start at 10:30?  

[mathwl1020]

A: because the principal of the school hates you

Q: why haven't i seen the gift ninjas the whole time i've been in this guild?  

[Evil Lost]

no u  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Because no one like u.

Q. Why do people do cyber sex?  

[mathwl1020]

A: because they are really horny and typing turns them on

Q: Why aren't there any dragons in really life  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. There are, but they are all agoraphobics (afraid of leaving their safe homes and afraid of crowds) so they stay in their caves all day.

Q. Why do stars only come out at night?  

[mathwl1020]

A: because they are too busy hiding behind the sun during the day

Q: Why can't I get my sister to let me play her DS?