Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. Because it's not a DS. It's a mind control mechanism disguised as a DS, and she doesn't want you to foil her evil plot.

Q. Why do cats and dogs hate each other?  

[mathwl1020]

A: haven't you ever seen the movie, dogs are good and cats are evil, DUH!!!

Q: What is the internet for? (there is a right awnser to this, not why it was made, what it is for)  

[Fear da Michael]

A: PORN!!!!

Q: uhh, i forgot my name, what is it?  

[mathwl1020]

A: its cotton eyed joe, remember?

Q: What makes mandrin oranges mandrin?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. They're from the planet MANDRI.

Q. How do angels get their wings?  

[mathwl1020]

A: They tie bald eagles to their backs, which is also why the bald eagle is an endangered species

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. You scared them off.

Q. Why is the sky blue?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. Because red is SO last year!

Q. Why is television so addictive?  

[Lineriku]

A...cause its the cheapest drug out there...unless you you got cable or satellite, then stick to tokin....

Q...why is lavender closer to green rather than orange¿¿  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Because Lavender has a crush on green.

Q. Why can't humans breathe under water like fish?  

[mathwl1020]

A: because humans aren't fish, or don't you know that already

Q: why don't elves (woodland elves, not santa elves) exist  

[ZombieCotton]

A: chuck norris enslaved them for...who knows
Q: why can't you dance?  

[FireLink74]

bumkp  

[xXStr33tXx]

because pirates cant dance.

where have all the good people gone?  

[Kagura667]

they all went to hell, sorry for you loss kid.

Where did my pore bunny go wrong?