Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[_ixMizFr3shyAzn_ix]

A: When it started coughing up blood and when foam came out of it's mouth.
Q: Why are there beaches?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. Because the ocean's get lonely.

Q. Why is Spongebob so popular?  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Q. Why is Spongebob so popular?
A: Jesus likes it - so should you!

Q: Why do people use apostrophe's in the wrong place's? It make's me s'ick!

(Yes, that was intentional...)  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. 'cuz the apo'strophe's 'sneak themselve's in like ninja's and no one ha's control over their power's.

Q. What's on the other side of a black hole?  

[Poisoned Poppy]

A. a tunnel - well a hole's gotta go somewhere right?

Q. why are hippos so fat?  

[Flying paper airplanes]

A. Because they are inflatable.

Q. Why do dogs have tails?  

[Impracticality]

A: because thyre faces cant make any emotion
Q: what is the purpose of a snuggie?  

[Summer Black Rose]

A: To make you look like a retard putting a robe on backwards.
Q: Why does chocolate tast to intoxicating?  

[Flying paper airplanes]

A: because it was from a toxic plant.
Q: Why are cheetahs fast?  

[Unholy Omen]

Q: Why are cheetahs fast? A:ask the cheetah not me, goddammit! Q: why am i playing this silly game?  

[mayor purplegirl]

A:what is coke
Answer:i think it is idk  

[ayekachi]

A: Because the sandman needed to keep his sand somewhere
Q: Where did my pencil go?  

[Impracticality]

A: look in the pencil sharpener, you left it there silly
Q: wats up with this emote? --> 3nodding  

[QuizillaPrincex]

A: It saw your mother naked last night.
Q: Why does this guy I know go on about 'milk filled breasts'?  

[creeper646]

Q: Why does this guy I know go on about 'milk filled breasts'?

A: Because He's Thirsty

Q:Why is the floor down and the ceiling up?