D&Ders of the world.... roll a crit

[Spice Devil]

Fearless Goblin Games....

If i didnt get that out of the way, i dont know what i would do.

Anyway...

I wanna hear some grate gaming stories, and i guess i will start.


We were playing in Wheel of Time and i was a Aiel maiden of the spear (never read the books, just played) and my friend was playing an og'ir. We were freeing some people from a group of 'holy' knights (they wore white cloaks with suns on them, remember i didnt read the books).
we heard our party crying in agony in the woods they ran into to chase down a guy, me and the og'ir chased after the screams, a man in white clothing turns the corner. My first reflex was to just wound him and keep going. I scored a crit with my short spear as i kept running. I found out later that i rolled enough damage to kill the guy rounding the corner and that he was a storyline character meant to lead the white cloaks against the dragon or something.
it was awesome.  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Are you looking for table-top gaming stories, or stories from table-top games and video games alike?  

[Spice Devil]

any really, i just like hearing gaming stories  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Hmmm...

Oh, once while playing Neverwinter Nights, somehow Tommy(the thief companion)'s character model got confused with the succubus character model. That was just too good, hearing that cockney male accent coming from the lips of a sexy seductress. And I had some major model upgrades installed, so my succubi weren't blocky abominations like the originals.  

[Awiergan Retribution]

I was playing Mage, the Ascension.

The party had the option of attacking a technocratic facility.

We did so by crashing an astral Bentley being car-surfed by a werewolf into the front of the facility, then proceeded to explode through dimensions whilst playing Dixie.

Strangely enough the only character capable of making the dex+drive roll to actually keep control of the vehicle was my familiar, a cat made of pure energy.  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

I must be going crazy, because I actually understood that (mostly).  

[I_EmptyRain_I]

i played club penguin but quit
and found this website in an old mag  

[I_EmptyRain_I]

and i used to play marapets too!
but it was boring and there are only about 1 thousand memebers  

[ui264]

DOUBLE 20s FTW!!!!

It was during a D&D battle on my rogue, and I rolled a double 20, that's like a 0.25% chance xD

It was epic and I bragged about it for the next few weeks  

[Batterogah]

I was playing a monk in a 3.5e campaign. Overtime, my character became a drunken whore monger....then I found the prestige class "Drunken Master". I was like "Awesome! How perfect is this...then 3 weeks later we found Bahamut, the good god of dragons...in a drunken stupor, I decided to become a dragon-born under Bahamut...three weeks later there I was (and I quote from the party) "A drunken s**t-storm of fists, fire, and ladders"

Take the feat "Throw anything" and you can do more damage throwing a ladder than a barbarian wielding battle axe.