Kids say the darnest things ><

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

Just post some of the silly things kids have done or said. You can even post something that you did when you were a kid. (I consider 18 & under as a kid.)



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My dad and I were teaching the Pre-K - Kindergarten sunday school yesterday.
Girl: "We are made from dust!?!?"
Dad: "Yep"
Girl: "AWESOME!!"

My Aunt who is a teacher got this homework excuse. The girl's religion is Christianity.
Aunt: "Where is your homework?"
Girl: "Well, I forgot to do my homework on Saturday and it is against my religion to use scissors on Sundays."


When I was six, I was positive that I saw the Gingerbread man running as fast as he could and Santa Clause at night... I still believe I saw them. XD

Because grey will not do.

 

[Xx--XNekoSenpaiX--xX]

I was adorable as a kid.

My grandma took me to the Batanical Gardens in New York when I was three. Just so you know, this was arround the time when my dad swore a lot. So, they had these big rocks. I was sitting on one, but I got off it for a second. Next thing I know some kid goes on MY rock. I scream," GET OFF MY F'ING ROCK!"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

When I was a kid I had a map of North America in my room, and Alaska was in it's own little section near the bottom of the map, and a big white line separated it from Mexico.
But on the Alaska part there was also part of Canada, so I thought that Canada and Mexico were connected and the white line was just a highway or something. sweatdrop

So I was like,

"Dad, you know what's under Texas?"
"What?"
"CANADA!"
"o_o..."  

[Secret_lillies]

when i was little i was watching charlie brown and charlie brown said his grandmother lived in a condominium

so i walk up to my dad and said "Dad what's a condom." Because I couldn't pronounce the whole word.

Then he just looked at me with a angry expression. "Where did you here that word?" He asked

So i told him "Charlie Brown's Grandma lives in a condomininium."