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Is "Be Our Guest" a little more sinister now? |
:talk2hand: THAT'S not disturbing |
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Rule 34 rocks! |
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I wonder if she uses Lumiere while performing her "work" |
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Or the French Maid |
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I said STOP IT ALREADY, brain! |
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...Er... Poll whore? |
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:22 pm
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So... I was washing the dishes, part of my brain spinning off onto tangents while the rest of my brain was merrily humming along, "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast in this case, when part 1 of brain said to part 2: "Wait, what was that? 'Thank goodness I've had the napkins freshly pressed?' But... aren't these all castle personnel (judging from their dancing prowess in the same number)?"
Oh Emmm Geee... Mrs. Potts is a sadist! It can't be pleasant being ironed, after all, and she had the staff *pressed*, even though they had no guests (save Maurice, whom I sincerely doubt was offered the fine linens) or likelihood of guests for the last ten years or so.
That being said, do we really want to know HOW Chip got chipped? Did France have any sort of CSD at this point? (Who am I kidding... Kids Chip's age would have been working away as boot blacks or matchstick sellers for a few years at this point.)
And... exactly how many siblings does Chip have? How long has Mrs. Potts been pumping 'em out? Is she a one-woman baby-factory, creating more staff for the castle? She'd have to be constantly pregnant, and how does she maintain her duties? And, hopefully for the staff, presumably the enchanted staff is in some sort of time stasis, otherwise Chip has been birthed since the curse. How does that even work?
And Gaston. No body, no death. And the castle was still enchanted when he took his header off the turret; I think it reached out and grabbed him on the way down and sucked him into the dungeons, where, chained to the wall, he awaits Mrs. Potts' "tender mercies".
So, yeah, brain. Stop it already. mrgreen
Discuss: Rule 34 Disturbing thoughts Meandering thoughts Mental jukeboxes: do they EVER stop? :XP Etc.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:31 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:15 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:11 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:46 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:16 pm
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Usually when I have wandering thoughts it pertains to a make-believe situation.
I'd be sitting in class bored, so I'd daydream about ninja's taking over the school! I would take out the ninjas in my classroom and lead everyone to safety, then pick out a few choice people to help me save the rest of the school... Home Alone-style. Then I'd be a hero.
And then the government would hear about my miraculous rescue mission. Thinking that my determination to overcome that which most thought to be impossible, they choose me to undergo an experiment meant to make me a superhero with a destiny to save the Earth. But, alas, one day I find that my beloved is now working for the enemy! Convinced that he is brainwashed, I join the enemy in an attempt to find out what is going on, only to find that the enemies are actually the good guys! So I once again go to the current enemy, which is now the government and pretend to be on their side. But they've figured me out! And when they took me in they put nanomachines into my body that hurt me when I defy them!
So now if I do not fight my beloved, I die! I am prepared to die, though, but I must at least let my love know of my situation. So I work for them untill I see my beloved again. Ah, my love! We begin our fight. Then as we fight I feed him information on what has happened.
Now that he is aware of my situation, I stop fighting and just stand there. Furious at my disobediance, the government throws the switch to activate the nanobots! No! My beloved cries with fury over what they have done to me. In a rage, he goes burzerk on the government, but it is too late.
I die.
But, there is hope yet! My spirit is strong and with the help of the powers I had gained I can remain on Earth as a wandering soul that fights alongside my beloved for peace and justice! But he is still determined to bring me back, so he continues to have a side-quest for bringing me back to life, so he can hold me once more. So sad! So beautiful! We have a final battle. A dangerous one.
We fight side-by-side against the government! At the end of the battle, my beloved is heavily wounded. We go on national television together, and I, in a visible form of my ghostly self, give a speech to the foolish people of the world on how they can become better. My beloved tells them that they should be strong as to not put to waste the sacrifice of himself and those like him, and then he dies.
He is dead, but now we are together to pass on to the afterlife, where we eat and play videogames for eternity.
The End! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:43 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:41 am
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Disney defensive mode...initiate!
Kyla_Ewens My whole capstone project for college was analyzing Disney movies. I found really weird references in lots of modern movies. For example, in The Incredibles, a bunch of henchmen are playing a drinking game in an RV. That's Brad Bird for you, though! Not one to worry about being so overly child-friendly. Not as greatly as Don Bluth, but still.
Kyla_Ewens And in Monster's Inc, all the male monsters have the major jobs in the company, while the only monsters which are portrayed as female are a secretary and one that runs the child daycare. The only female monster in any "important" position is butt ugly, which insinuates that beautiful females should be assisting males or taking care of the kids. Butt ugly females can work behind a desk and have authority. Oooooh Disney. To be fair, they're monsters and don't necessarily conform to our anatomy. What you perceive as being male could very well be female. Plus, very few monsters have speaking parts.
Miss-dark8607 No I think he was like 20 then so that push him up to 30 which would make more sense. As the prince is usually hella older than the young girl. So yeah... it's Disney... But the spell makes the Beast permanently a beast when he turns 21. That's when the flower dies, so he's got to be 20 for most of the movie. Since we rarely know the ages of both the princess and prince in Disney movies, I think it's presumptuous to assume the prince is always "hella older." And even if they are, it'd be no different than the actual fairy tales the stories are based from.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:43 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:50 pm
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