Triple dog dare ya... to use this in your novel!

[Andirigible]

To, in your novel:
1) Use as many of the wacky phrases in this post as you can.
2) Post a wacky phrase for others to use (and please try to set your wacky phrase off with bold/italics/color/whatever).

I will begin with free shrimp dinner (I got it from the NaNo forums, which is why it may look familiar).

And I will make an honest effort to incorporate every wacky dare phrase in my NaNo novel.  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

What if it was the same midget?  

[Raincrow]

...and beat him like an uppity rent-boy.

Yes, I love Titan Maximum. ninja  

[Necrophiliac Nazi]

I've heard of things gettin' 'bout as bad as Canada's penguin supplies.  

[Spellbound Blasphemy]

It's the story of my life.

I've been told in the past that I'm shorter than a midget with no legs.
(Kudos to my Spanish teacher for that one.)

I know who would want to take me home...
--Semisonic,
Closing Time

 

[Soaring Sheep]

I already made plans to incorporate "free shrimp dinner". I'll probably keep the rest of the wacky phrases to a minimum though, unless I seriously need to up the word count, because I'm just serious like that. 4laugh  

[Xiao Xianyu]

My mom said this one the other day, and I was all - O.o

As strong as a s**t brick house.  

[Lydia Blue]

Well, if you must steal something, could you please steal that vase? I've been trying to convince my wife to get rid of it for ages.  

[ecopper12]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

The meatball says no.  

[YugureIko]

I RESPECT MAH ROOMMATE!!
I only got 5 minutes and I wanna get up in it.
...Blacker than the day I went without black p***s.

Just a few modest suggestions. Lol... Hope I don't get whacked for that last one...

<3 Dani  

[Spellbound Blasphemy]

ColorfulCrayonsOfContent

Spellbound Blasphemy

It's the story of my life.

I've been told in the past that I'm shorter than a midget with no legs.
(Kudos to my Spanish teacher for that one.)

I know who would want to take me home...
--Semisonic,
Closing Time

Hilarious. Utterly hilarious. Tell your spanish teacher I love him/her.

I have a few that are sayings that me and several friends use:
Awesome like a possum
It's on like Donkey Kong
SUCKA!

Mostly inside jokes, but I think they're funny so why not blaugh ?

I will! biggrin