OMGosh, I MUST BUY PLAYTEX

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Gaia is telling me to buy Playtex.

How do I wear one? biggrin  

[emmmahy]

rofl  

[Shram]

overflowing butt perchance?  

[Phaeton]

The scary thing is there are plenty of topics about this that are serious. Makes you wonder what the admins were thinking? I mean at least the Venus shaving products were only grant-able to female avatars. I guess that's kind of a target group, instead of trying to get EVERYBODY to buy tampons, when more than half the population doesn't really have a use for them.  

[Trish the Stalker]

Phaeton

The scary thing is there are plenty of topics about this that are serious. Makes you wonder what the admins were thinking? I mean at least the Venus shaving products were only grant-able to female avatars. I guess that's kind of a target group, instead of trying to get EVERYBODY to buy tampons, when more than half the population doesn't really have a use for them.

Nosebleeds?  

[Taeryyn]

Well, Jaft, it's simple.

Step one: Turn your outtie into an innie.
Step two: Insert applicator into your brand-spanking-new v****a.
Step three: ???
Step four: Profit from absorbency during that time of the month.

Apparently the majority of Gaians are female. Kind of makes sense that they'd advertise a product that can potentially be used by the majority of users on the site.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

My flow is heavy~
But my rhymes are steady.
And when the time comes
I'll be sure to be ready.

Cuz dawg, I need my Playtex,
so I bust out my AmEx.
And buy a bunch of boxes
and one wrapped latex.

OOOOOOH!  

[emmmahy]

Jaft

My flow is heavy~
But my rhymes are steady.
And when the time comes
I'll be sure to be ready.

Cuz dawg, I need my Playtex,
so I bust out my AmEx.
And buy a bunch of boxes
and one wrapped latex.

OOOOOOH!

... rofl rofl rofl  

[Oddplume]

I would say such product placement would be token to Gaia selling its soul for green, but I would be five years late in stating such.  

[Shram]

Have to earn money somehow plume =3  

[Surazal Dloc]

Jaft, you have out Jafted yourself, once again xD  

[Taeryyn]

Kyla_Ewens

Playtex (a haiku)

Advert found on Gaia,
your wisdom has convinced me,
to plug monthly leaks.

You, ma'am, owe me a new keyboard. xD  

[Lobo-chan]

Jaft, have I told you recently that I love you? xp
You too, Kyla. You too heart

Aaaand... yeah... Don't worry, I'm just as confused as some of you. I want feminine hygiene products with diagrams explaining their use! (or are they out there and I just don't know? I really don't know... sweatdrop )