Poems:
Haiku:
The random turtle
Walking down the street slowly
CRAWL FASTER YOU d**k!
Please don’t cry for me,
You’ll be running happily
All around heaven.
A pure evil thing
Who went to planet Namek
Just guess who it is…
Love yourself today
Because you might not come back
To Earth when you die.
Memes are real funny
But when all the memes leave you,
Forever alone…
The sweet, bitter love
how can you even see me?
Though, you never did.
You let it all go
All your sweet dreams and wishes
Shattered like your heart...
If you can be bold
and make your wishes come true
then let it happen.
Sprinting down the road
He is faster than sound waves
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Couplets:
I’d rather someone declaring that I’m a foe
Then you saying you have to go.
Yeah, that thing on your shoulder
Is actually a small boulder.
Limerick:
There once was a man named Dan
He sat on a garbage can
He slipped and fell
Into a well
And then he bought a van.
Random line I made:
Love yourself for who you are
Don't let anyone get to you
No matter if you are bullied or teased
Be brave
Love and rejoice your life
And see what it has to offer you.
(my version of Lady Gaga's, 'Born this Way'
Tell me what you think of all of these. I'm selling them in another guild or forum, but take a look at these poems and tell me what you think. =)
