The "event"; what was it? |
What started as a friendly game of backyard paintball ultimately ballooned into a full-scal, thermo-nuclear inter-guild war. |
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A plague of n00bs. Once again n00bs defied all logic and reason-- as is their want--, this time by popping up in the real world! Their numbers grew by the hour, and soon no place was safe, except... the underground! *begins singing a terrible rendition |
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Global warming. And Man-Bear-Pig. An evil team without equal, they destroyed the world in a deluge of wildly-conflicting predictions and plastic treasure. And Al Gore! *raises hands and moans like a ghost* AL GORE~~!!! |
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Time traveled backwards through itself and killed it's own grandfather, there-by cancelling out the pilot episode of "Friends". Unable to bear living in a Friends-less world, we blew ourselves up. |
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Two words. "Tatertot. Uprising". |
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 7:19 am
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[As the wind howls across the barren wasteland and ruined buildings of FG4PG, a faint, mechanical whir can be heard issuing from beneath the earth. It grows steadily louder, and soon the dusty dirt begins to stir and groan. Suddenly, rock is flying through the air! A strange, metallic cylinder rises to the surface from the caverns below, coming to a rest atop a mostly worn-away city street. As the rock falls back to the ground and the scene settles down, more whirring can be heard short distances away, coming from several directions at once. More showers of soil can be heard all around. Amidst the chaos, the first cylinder begins to make noise once more. Slowly, an unseen seam parts, a curious fog spilling from the growing opening. From out of the dark interior, a man staggers forth, legs wobbling, eyes squinted against the harsh light]
W-where am I? What- *he takes in his surroundings* Oh, right; the event! Look at this place; did no-one outside of the pods survive? *he cups his hands, and shouts into the empty streets* HELLO? CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO~!?
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Now I KNOW you people are still around. >.< So post, damnit!
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 10:28 am
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 10:53 pm
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:49 am
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:22 pm
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:42 am
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 4:14 am
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:47 pm
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:04 am
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 7:01 am
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Professional Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:00 pm
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 1:18 pm
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Professional Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 5:07 am
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 4:21 pm
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Professional Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 4:18 pm
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