16 Year Old Bear Looking For Her Hunny

[mak0h]

Hey, I'm just a lonely bear looking for her soulmate. I've lived in the Ozarks for about five years now, I'm pure black bear and I love taking walks in the woods, snacking on unsupervised picnic baskets, and reading poetry. If you're interested, please respond!
Selfie for those who are interested v

 

[Smash_Announcer]

Hey-hey-hey-hey! It's Yogi bear here! I'm smarter than the average bear!

You want me to speak sweet nothings in your ear? Now that I can oblige!
Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nooothing. And because you're such a good kid, here's another nothing, for nothing.