The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[MJ Spooks]

Ella: Cella, in your educated opinion, how will I die?

Cella: Murdered by an angry god. We will never find the body.

Ella: *nodding* That's a shame.

Pietro: What about me?

Cella: You crave toast while taking a bath.

Pietro: *under his breath* I do love bath snacks.

source: tumblr
characters involved: Elaina Lovette, Celeste Shiochet, Pietro Donati  

[MJ Spooks]

Dagrun: I had a dream about you last night.

Will: Aww, really?

Dagrun: Yeah, you were my sleep paralysis demon.

source: tumblr
characters involved: Dagrun Eide, Wilson Hawthorne  

[addaellis]

Yukon: I hate them and their stupid sugary fries
Wren: They put sugar on their fries?!
Yukon: Yes and it is the most blasphemous, disgusting mistreatment of a potato ever!!
Wren: That sounds like it should be a frickin crime

source : Chatzy
characters involved : Yukon Knolle and Wren Winchester  

[MJ Spooks]

Eden: Hey Chadwick-

Chadwick: *sighs forlornly* Chadwick. Sparrow used to call me that.

Eden: Yeah, because it's your f*cking name-

source: tumblr
characters involved: Eden Harper, Chadwick Knapp  

[addaellis]

After all intermittent breakups:
Cenek: Hey Sparrow-

Sparrow: *sighs forlornly* Sparrow. Chadwick used to call me that.

Cenek: Yeah, because it's your f*cking name-

source: tumblr
characters involved: Cenek Knapp, Sparrow Winchester

After final breakup:

MJ Spooks

Eden: Hey Chadwick-

Chadwick: *sighs forlornly* Chadwick. Sparrow used to call me that.

Eden: Yeah, because it's your f*cking name-

source: tumblr
characters involved: Eden Harper, Chadwick Knapp

(Although not quite true because Chadwick calls her Winchparrow, but FOR THE INCORRECT QUOTES)  

[MJ Spooks]

Tris: It's unhealthy to eat after 9 pm

Ella, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion

source: tumblr
characters involved: tristan and elaina lovette  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Niall: and what do we say when life disappoints us?

Will: called it

Niall: no

source: tumblr
characters involved: Niall Hughes and Will Bennett  

[Yukina101]

Dylan: So do I have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?

Harbie: Since you ate the last slice of pizza last night, an enemy

source: tumblr/instagram
characters involved: Dylan Hayes and Sasha "Harbie" Dobrev

 

[addaellis]

Lore, hanging on for dear life death: Where did you say you learned to drive?!?!?!

Aidene: Mario Kart!

source: tumblr
characters involved: Firmin "Lore" Deadman and Aidene Azura Kieran