Show Opener: Bison vs Luis

[Drako Damone]

normal match  

[Daemonsparta]

[x] a chant hit the as the Caribbean colossus walked out onto the stage.

ALL HAIL THE ALPHA MALE!
ALL HAIL THE ALPHA MALE!
BEAT YOUR CHEST!

Bison spread his arms out as yellow, blue, and green pyro shot up. Bison headed down the ramp as the music transitioned .

making his way to the ring from belo horizonte, brazil. the alpha male, Bison Mbadi!

Ey, I'm a living legend
You ain't heard yet? You not get the message?
From the moment that I step in it, I get a couple weapons
Yeah, I turn into a beast when I'm repping
You are now watching a legend so sit back and let the show begin
The pro is in, ya know it's in, better go and get reloaded in
And no offense, you boys are suckers and got close to no chance
I'm gonna win, my flow is so much doper than an OBN

The massive titan of a man smiled as he flexed on the ramp, showing off his impressive physique. He took his time heading to the stairs. he stepped over the ropes before stepping to the center of the ring, making a few final poses  

[Mister Mirage]

A line of fireworks shot off on stage moments after Kickstart My Heart hit the PA!
When I get high I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart


Microphone in hand, the man who was none other than the Mega Lion, Luis Leone, stepped out onto the stage followed by his good buddy and bodyguard, Axel!

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.. Gee Dubya Aye, DEATHTRAP!" Luis pauses as he swiftly glances up into the audience. "A fitting name for an event hosted in a ********' place like Detroit! No one with half a brain cell would willingly live here!" Boos erupted from the audience. "I'd give you props for picking the best possible mascot, if your damn football team ever won!" He scoffed at the continuous reactions from the crowds.

"I AM none other than the legendary wrestler, tag team phenomenon, six star athlete, the globetrotter, the lead man of Power, and the ONLY true main event in this pitiful establishment! I AM the High Octane! I AM the presence of professional wrestling, the Mega Lion!" a*****e! a*****e! a*****e! "Of course, at my side is none other than the walking apocalypse in man form, the Atomic Monster, Axxxxxel!"

"In honor of my chest beating opponent tonight, I brought a special guest with me tonight: the King of ham and eggers, the Burger King!" Sure enough, as soon as Luis finished his sentence, the Burger King character stepped out onto the stage carrying a tray full of individually wrapped sandwiches! Grabbing fist-fulls, Luis chucked sandwiches stands as the three walk down the ramp. As soon as they make it to the ring, the Lion grabs one more sandwich off the trey, unwrapping it as walks up the steel steps. He pauses pauses at the top step, holding the Ham and at Egg croissan'wich out for Bison to see.

Luis takes one bite of the breakfast sandwich before tossing it over his shoulder. "Disgusting!"