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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:51 pm
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A line of fireworks shot off on stage moments after Kickstart My Heart hit the PA!When I get high I get high on speed Top fuel funny car's A drug for me My heart, my heart Kick start my heartMicrophone in hand, the man who was none other than the Mega Lion, Luis Leone, stepped out onto the stage followed by his good buddy and bodyguard, Axel!
"DALLAS, Texas and Gee Dubya Aye, Crusade!" Luis pauses as he swiftly glances up into the audience. "Finally, we're actually making our way back to the West, and back towards proper civilization! ....It's just a shame we have to go throw Tex-a** just to get there!" Boos errupted from the Dallas crowd. The Mega Lion simple continued on as he walked down the ramp. a*****e! a*****e! a*****e! "Anywaaays!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages! I AM none other than the legendary wrestler, tag team phenomenon, six star athlete, the globetrotter, the lead man of Power, and the ONLY true main event in this pitiful establishment! I AM the High Octane! I AM the presence of professional wrestling, the Mega Lion! Of course, at my side is none other than the walking apocalypse in human form, the Powerbomb Monstrosity, the Atomic Atrocity, Axxxxxel!" The Atomic Monster raises his arms up to flex his muscles.
"Tonight, I have the privilege of going up against the most fightin'est champ on the roster!" Boos echoed once again throughout the area. "That's right I'm going up against something something Damone, himself! I can't honestly remember which ******** one!" He scratches the side of his head as walks up the steel steps. "Let's see, I remember there the two big guys, the dumb looking one, the other guy, the guy with the dreads, the one that I'm pretty sure is a b***h... Nah, you know what, it doesn't matter! Just paint them different colors already and call them the Power Rangers because it's all about the Powah, baby!" Luis wiped his feet against the apron and finally slipped into the ring.
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:22 am
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I want my MTV
The lights dim down as the opening cords of Money For Nothing by Yazz and Jussie Smollett hit the PA. Multicolored laser lights flash in patterns on the stage. The camera moves away from the stage
Consumers, silver spooners It's nothin', we get money for it
When the camera returns, Andre Damone is standing on the stage, the lights forming a circle around him, looking out into the arena. He's switched up his look, wearing blue and gold tights with a matching vest and no shirt underneath. He raises the GWA International Honor championship belt in his right hand as the fans cheer
Commas and zeros, that's the way we do it We make it work in this economy Rollin' dinero, pockets stay polluted Money is dirty and we don't play clean We chasin' paper, run, run, hurry, move it Get out the way if you ain't 'bout that green Intensive labor, taxes are included Ain't nothin' in this effin' world for free
"Making his way to the ring, from St. Louis Missouri, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the GWA International Honor champion, Andre Damone!"
As the hook begins, Andre begins to make his way down to the ring
(Move that work, move that work) Commercialize, commercialize (Get that work, get that work) To advertise, to advertise (Make it work, make it work) Look mom, I'm on TV (Gotta make it work, make it work) Hi mom, I'm on TV
(Move that work, move that work)Commercialize, commercialize (Get that work, get that work) To advertise, to advertise (Make it work, make it work) Look mom, I'm on TV (Gotta make it work, make it work) Hi mom, I'm on TV
Halfway down the ramp, he stops, the title in hand, then dashes the rest of the way and slides into the ring. He pops right up and hits the corner, raising the title again.
Andre steps down and removes the vest. He hands the title off to the referee and looks to his opponent
For once, Andre doesn't feel the need to start things off in a technical and classic way. No, there's only one way to greet this big mouthed challenger, and Andre looks to demonstrate his feelings on Luis by punching him square in the mouth
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:30 am
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 5:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 3:54 am
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 2:23 pm
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