Andre Damone (c) vs. Guy Cancer

[Mister Mirage]

"The following contest is a Honor Rules match, and is for the International Honor Championship! Introducing first..."

Honor Rules Match!
- 3 out of 5 falls
- Ring-outs, or exiting the ring, are instant falls. Both feet have to touch the floor to constitute a fall.
- Disqualification counts as a fall, instantly ends the match, and can lead to title change.  

[Zarel Damone]

I want my MTV

The lights dim down as the opening cords of Money For Nothing by Yazz and Jussie Smollett hit the PA. Multicolored laser lights flash in patterns on the stage. The camera moves away from the stage

Consumers, silver spooners
It's nothin', we get money for it

When the camera returns, Andre Damone is standing on the stage, the lights forming a circle around him, looking out into the arena. He's switched up his look, wearing blue and gold tights with a matching vest and no shirt underneath. He raises the GWA International Honor championship belt in his right hand as the fans cheer

Commas and zeros, that's the way we do it
We make it work in this economy
Rollin' dinero, pockets stay polluted
Money is dirty and we don't play clean
We chasin' paper, run, run, hurry, move it
Get out the way if you ain't 'bout that green
Intensive labor, taxes are included
Ain't nothin' in this effin' world for free

"Making his way to the ring, from St. Louis Missouri, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the GWA International Honor champion, Andre Damone!"

As the hook begins, Andre begins to make his way down to the ring

(Move that work, move that work)
Commercialize, commercialize
(Get that work, get that work)
To advertise, to advertise
(Make it work, make it work)
Look mom, I'm on TV
(Gotta make it work, make it work)
Hi mom, I'm on TV

(Move that work, move that work)Commercialize, commercialize
(Get that work, get that work)
To advertise, to advertise
(Make it work, make it work)
Look mom, I'm on TV
(Gotta make it work, make it work)
Hi mom, I'm on TV

Halfway down the ramp, he stops, the title in hand, then dashes the rest of the way and slides into the ring. He pops right up and hits the corner, raising the title again.

Andre steps down and removes the vest. He hands the title off to the referee and waits in a corner for his opponent to arrive  

[MrWeirdFox]

Seconds tick by in the wait for The Fox to make his entrance, then a beverage can shoots out from the curtains!

Out steps The Silver Fox, chugging a beer and another in hand, awaiting to be popped open and enjoyed.
He stops at the start of the ramp and gives a slight look of concern, but then only scoffs.
With the open beer, he points at Damone and then thumbs at himself, nods and smirks.
Continuing on down ramp, Fox takes his time, smiling, winking, flirting with the fans, even offering his unopened drink, but never hands it off.

Finishing his descent, stepping up to the ring and looking up at GWA's International Honor Champion.. "Sup?" Fox belched out.
Tentatively brought up an arm and placed the fully secured can on ring, his hand lingered, gave Andre a nod, then abandoned it.
Damone had his beer and Fox finished the last bit of his and disposed of it by single bashing crush against his skull!
The crumpled aluminum fell at his feet and he turned to his left, heading for the stairs in entering the ring.

 

[Zarel Damone]

Andre watches his next challenger enter. He's never faced Guy, so it's a new challenge for him again, but this time against someone more of a veteran than himself. Once the bell rings, the champ moves to the center of the ring, waiting to see how his challenger will start off  

[MrWeirdFox]

Fully in ring now, Fox saw how Andre steppin' up and ready to further prove his championship material.. but somethings wrong! His eye caught the ignored beverage he offered up to his opponent! He gestures down to the can with an open palm, face etched in offense! The Fox now feels, he too, must step up center ring with the Honorable Champ, shaking his head in sad dismay and spray a beer-ific mist in the eyes!

Attempt to blind and cheap shot a toe to midsection, The Silver Fox went for his signature DDT plant to Andre Damone!  

[Zarel Damone]

Andre hasn't had to deal with such shenanigans since his title reign began, but that makes it easier to catch him off guard, blinding him before kicking him in the gut and dropping him with a DDT. Andre bounces head first off the mat and ends up laying on his back  

[MrWeirdFox]

Feeling cool and confident now at his fan filled booing antics, Fox turned and plucked the ignored beer he had offered to Andre, then returned his attention to the splayed champ with a coy smirk!

The Fox proceeded to pop open can in hand and place a foot on his chest, making a pin attempt while pouring out the liquid contents all over Andre's face!
"You're drinking it whether ya like it or not, ya huffed up dander puff!"  

[Zarel Damone]

probably not the smartest idea to poor beer on a guy while trying to pin him, as by the second count the champ kicks out from pure reflex to liquid being poured in his face, rolling to the side to avoid the beer. He gets to the ropes to pull himself up  

[MrWeirdFox]

Whipping the can off to his side, it skipping down the outside floor, with whatever remaining contents spraying out, Fox's game face began to sink in. A few steps back to make a soft bounce off the ropes, easing into a momentum of charging a knee into the face of Andre, who was at the perfect level for it!

The Fox aimed to wreck Damone through the ropes, tumbling out on the floor, where he tends to have the most fun.  

[Zarel Damone]

Andre is quite cognizant of where he is, and also the rules of the match. As such he attempts to drop down and pull the rope down to let Fox go flying through the ropes instead  

[MrWeirdFox]

Fox, quite surprised, found himself rolling over to his back, feeling embarrassed and angry, after it was him taking a tumble through the ropes and not his target, Andre Damone! He began to slowly and achingly so, push himself up to a sitting position.  

[Zarel Damone]

This works for Andre in more than one way. Obviously, he avoided an additional shot to the head, but also by letting Fox take himself to the outside, he'd gotten the first fall of the three needed to retain. He rolls back to the center of the ring, coming up to a knee as he watches Fox on the outside.  

[MrWeirdFox]

"What the-" groaned Fox, as he heard that he just lost! "This is what I'm fighting for?" He questioned, getting back up on his feet. "Screw that garbage, I'm out to party!" The inebriated Fox griped and walked off, away from the ring.  

[Zarel Damone]

Andre stands up straight in the ring, confused as the rules were made quite clear in the match. Not exactly the way he intended to retain the title again but he's not leaving the ring until a decision is made either  

[MrWeirdFox]

Lights drop, leaving fans in the dark, as a guitar soon rifts out from the PA, it wasn't long until drums picked up the song, then silence, with lights lifting back up.

Fox was frozen with petrified eyes widely etching around, in search in expectancy of someone! It took him a moment to breath a sigh of relief and chose to take a few steps back, "Y'know.. Imma just finish this up.." turning back around and rolling back in-ring.