Joke Ending Game!

[5 Card Trick]

Joke Ending Game

Okay, here's the idea; one person writes the start to a joke (real or fictional) and the next poster makes up an ending to it!  

[5 Card Trick]

Okay, I'll start!

3 blind men walk into a wall.  

[Chronotix]

The wall turned out to be chuck norris, roundhouse kicking in disguise.  

[5 Card Trick]

What happens when cheese gets to hot?  

[Rester.R]

it becomes melk (milk)  

[Ursus the Grim]

How many goth kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? twisted  

[Metalic_Noodles]

None, by the time a kid (any kid) bothers to change it, the parent has given in and done it.  

[Metalic_Noodles]

I have a punchline that needs a joke.

"And that's the way the lettuse boils!"  

[`Paintbrush]

can't help you there (reaally sorry my funny side is dull today)

I'll get a kick out of this

* There is a truck, a bike, and a girl screaming in pain*  

[Phantasmal Thriller]

PonchoMan2540

can't help you there (reaally sorry my funny side is dull today)

I'll get a kick out of this

* There is a truck, a bike, and a girl screaming in pain*

and by the time the ambulance came, the truck got up and shot them all.  

[Crimson Sonata]

A cat fell into the cake batter