GRUDGE MATCH 2!! Strong Sad vs. The King of Town! It's Over!

[Soultrain]

It's the battle of the losers!

Strong Sad:
pros:
*youth
*practices Tai Chi, it's almost like karate, right?
*intellectual and creative
*is used to getting a beating

cons:
*rather pudgy
*always depressed
*probably wouldn't fight back
*is Strong Sad

vs.

King Of Town
pros:
*has some cannons
*he might miskate Strong Sad as a food source, and go into a feeding frenzy
*employs a poopsmith

cons:
*fat
*old
*pathetic
*would probably have a heart attack 10 second into the fight
*is the King of Town

RESULTS: It looks like the two of them would go down crying, but the King of Town would get back up first, and thus win.

Doo hoo hoo! K-O-T WINS! rolleyes  

[Soultrain]

My two cents? They'd both go down crying.  

[Liera Unullagata]

Oh man, they would both sort of hit each other, and then they'd both start crying. And then Strong Sad would go practice Tai Chi and the King of Town would eat deodorant.  

[lunnera]

AWESOME pair up. I deliberated about it for a while, but I gotta give it to the KoT. Cuz, y'know... the KoT "would win with both hands duct taped behind his back, and with little pieces of duct tape covering his eyes, and Strong Sad can have a spear, even." Strong Sad would cower, and eventually the KoT would eat him. (In the case of an arena battle. If they weren't caged to fight, they'd probably both wander off.)  

[Dr.JaredVonPoncy]

I can't decide. Strong Sad was born not being able to win a fight ever, even in the 'morning routine' email Strong Bad won when Strong Sad said he was moving out. I think the KoT would die of hunger, making Strong Sad the winner by default, but since he won by default because the King died the King would win because winning because someone died is the stupidest/saddest thing ever. But I guess that's why he's Strong Sad.
Wasn't THAT the most confusing thing ever. sweatdrop  

[Katherdante]

I imagine them doing a girly slap fight and then ending up doing some sort of weird other activity togeather instead... sweatdrop  

[Dr.JaredVonPoncy]

I don't think it'd be an exciting fight no matter what happened. I don't think the KoT would eat Strong Sad. He'd eat his crown before he did that.  

[Raburiku]

considering the facts, KoT would obviously win, besides Tai Chi isnt a form of martial arts its just waving your arms around. The real kicker is the Poopsmith, he shovels poop.  

[sword for hire]

Raburiku

considering the facts, KoT would obviously win, besides Tai Chi isnt a form of martial arts its just waving your arms around. The real kicker is the Poopsmith, he shovels poop.

a good shovel-full of you-know-what is best in a fight agains strong sad

he shall henceforth be called gron sad too ok?  

[lunnera]

The real clincher would come with Strong Sad whipped out his whiny "I don't like food anymore!" and the KoT went mad with power and ate The Chort, then did unspeakable things to Gron Sad in his rage.  

[Soultrain]

Get your votes in, this is ending Monday!