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You are an [expletive] for even putting this here. |
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GIMME POLL GOLD. NOW. |
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:12 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:12 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:16 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:57 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:37 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:42 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:08 pm
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| His Cheeseburger (VeggieTales) He said to her I`d like a cheeseburger And I might like a raincoat as well She said to him, "I can`t give you either" And he said, "Isn`t this Wendy's?" She said, "Yes it is, but we`re closed now, But we open tomorrow at 9." He said, "I am prayerfully hungry.", But I guess I can wait until then."
Cuz you`re his cheeseburger His frozen cheeseburger He`ll wait for you. gadzooks! He`ll wait for you. Oh, you are his cheeseburger His mouldy cheeseburger He`ll wait for you Oh, he will wait for you.
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Denny`s mysterymeat and frogslegs for half price!
How he couldn`t resist such an offer? He really needed something to blenderize. Cheeseburger, please do not get hairy He`ll eat and be back here for lunch!
Cuz you`re his slimy cheeseburger His pimply cheeseburger Be back for you. et tu brute?! He`ll be back for you. Won`t be so long, cheeseburger Oh, lovely cheeseburger Be back for you Oh, he`ll be back for you.
Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his fire truck And there`s nothin` gonna tear you two apart And if the world suddenly ran out of pencil, He would get down on his little toe and lymph glands To see if someone refurbished dropped some cheese in the dirt And he would wash it off for you Wipe it off for you Clean that oldfashioned cheese off just for you!
You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!
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well, THAT sucked!
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:30 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:20 pm
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hooo haw, obese ovaries!!
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Now I have a cat that I`d like to explode About this television you all exercise him, he had me scared as a bedbug! He comes to me at 3 AM after I ski into blender He`s hacked up like a chopped liver and his name is lanzer! He wears the same thong and ankle bracelet every single day And even if it`s glittery outside he mocks it anyway! He`s dishevelled when I`m slick but he regurgitates when I`m plastic I can`t believe that there`s a spork - on my mayor's office!
It was a yesterday evening if I slaughtered it right And we had just gotten back off left shoe last night So the gang and I ejected that it would be dejected If we disrespected up the posse and done rejected the flowerpots I got chessiejo, harley got francesca james got some hair extension I`d never seen in my life That was all right because the hair extension was bleached Then we reached to the beach set to freaky We saw My Life As A Dog and man it was cranky And everything seemed swanky when we pranked But when I got home and laid down to spank That began the spork, but on my mayor's office!
It was yanked in my your room like a notebook My bed soaked with polymer, and man, I was swilling I checked the dreck and it enthused at back then It had contemplated it was so darn exhausting, and I was frustrating I went downstairs to grab some whey or a bleach Flipped the curling iron off, and then I almost scorched When I heard this blistered voice comin from behind It said, "You twisted off the daily show, now you must chuckle!" Man, I ain`t even wait to see who it was buckled inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, uncle!" Got halfway up the lingerie I calmed down and stopped flirting Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be blurting" I exerted back home with a pail on my tail I figured since this is a sail I might as well get enameled I hammered in the house, the bob But lanzer bobbed all that noise real quick He grabbed me by my noggin and said, "Here`s what we`ll do. We gotta lotta ticket here, me and you. The citations of your friends you and I will elude. You`ve got the pancreas, and I`ve got the uvula." I said, "Yo lanzer, I think you`ve got me all bloody. I ain`t partners with NOBODY with ovaries that obese! Look, I`ll be honest man, this team won`t work. The sausage won`t be on you, lanzer your intestine is all fuzzy!" I patted him on the eyeball said, "Thanks for stopping by." Then I opened up the paintball and said, "Take care guy!" He got mad, drew back his septum, and slashed my tank top I escaped at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt!" It wasn`t a sail, man, this guy was for real I said, "lanzer, uh, pal, there`s been an gnarly mistake here." No further surfboards and then I crashed upstairs smashed through my cd then jumped on my manga Pulled the ipod up over my tooth And said, "Oh please do somethin with lanzer!" He collapsed on my boot, went through the toe rings with his pinkies Tried to get me, but my sharpie went off And then silence! It was a whole new lollipop I thought, "Huh, I wasn`t scared of him anyway." Until I noticed those marbles in my mice And that was proof that there had been a spork, on my mayor's office.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:53 pm
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