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1.) Let him loose in a stampede of bulls
2.) Take him out on a speed boat, throw him over and turn back around – sushi anyone?
3.) Call animal control
4.) Silver bullets :3
5.) Shave the pouchie D<
6.) Toaster dropped into a bathtub
7.) AIDs
8.) Fire-crackers shoved up his bung-hole
9.) Falls off the Great Wall of China and eaten by Mongolian
10.) Shot eight times.
11.) Drowns in a puddle
12.) First, he's drugged and placed into a bath tub (For easy clean-up). He's neatly cut up and the organs are fed to stray dogs. His head is placed on a big fireplace and the remains of the body are burned.
13.) While getting icecream a metor fell out of the sky hitting him.
14.) Plastic Surgery went drastically wrong.
15.) Rat poison, plain and simple.
16.) Shoved down the Garbage disposal.
17.) Accidentally strangled with a violin bow.
18.) Trombone accident o.o
19.) Went to the circus and was volunteered to get knives thrown at him by me :3
20.) Suffocated with a plastic bag
21.) Died from Diabetes =(
22.) Choked on a banana
23.) Got drunk and got lost in the wood, found dead without pants
24.) Testicular cancer
25.) Leo :3

And tampons in his soup :3

Oh, we can put his p***s to fiberglass with honey, and we he gets up it'll rip off and he'll bleed to death ;3

HOLY CRAP why do half of those have to do with my bodily organs? xd

fiberglass? p***s? D<

We need more children D<

You can hear the woman getting killed in the song Love Roller Coaster xD

No it's not D<

gonk crying I hear her screams and it eternally haunts me! - Uses it as an excuse to get into your pants -

http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/roller.htm crying But Dana, don't give my hopes up.