Egga wrote a poem! She wants to see what you think!

[EggaSponge]

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So egga wrote a poem. It's kind of funny...
here it is!

I Must Defeat Russell By EggaSponge

Oh how I must defeat Russell Ace,
For every card I place,
*To beat him*
Makes his face grow weak and weary,
And his hopes begin to grow dreary,
And I can almost see Jinx bitching.
Russell basks in what he thinks is manhood,
While I, conniving and good,
Plan to bring down his freaking a**,
And as I let another moment pass,
I know he grows weaker.
My ticket stock grows stronger,
And my life grows longer,
And I can almost see Jinx bitching.
Russell’s life has dwindled down,
To make this time around,
Seem like he was a push-over,
Because really, he was.
And I can almost see Jinx bitching.


For Jinx:

Bringing Down Jinx By EggaSponge

Jinx looks annoyed.
She’s lost the round.
I’m beginning to show her,
I’m more than I look.
Because when you look pissed,
There’s gotta be something you missed.
So I’m going to show *this* b***h,
I’m going to bring her down.
Ha! An easy blackjack.
And Jinx’s bitchy look is back.
Oh, I’m in for a run with it,
‘Cuz her cheat will soon hit,
But it’s okay, I can override it.
Because I’m going to show *this* b***h
I’m going to bring her down.
That smug look when she wins,
Feels like needles and pins,
Working, working their way to my brain.
Piercing my membrane.
So I’m going to show *this* b***h,
I’m going to bring her down.
Ha, I’ve brought her down.
Yes, I’ve brought that b***h down.  

[SecondBanana]

That was good, and I got a laugh out of it!(I thought it was funny in a good way)

mrgreen  

[EggaSponge]

SecondBanana

That was good, and I got a laugh out of it!(I thought it was funny in a good way)

mrgreen

yay!
when i get onto jinx i'll write a poem for her as well  

[EggaSponge]

egga added the jinx poem heart  

[Lily the Pink]

That's really good. I write poetry, but I absolutely suck at rhyming.

Imagine what it was like for me when I had to write a sonnet in iambic pentameter last year. xp  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

EggaSponge

egga added the jinx poem heart

xDDD they're cute and amusing <3  

[churrlo]

They're funny ^^ I like them biggrin  

[BlindHobo]

Those are nice. cool  

[Dear Old Shiz]

That was awesome Egga! It made me giggle like a giddy school child. o_o  

[Aitoyoru]

Incredible! Who are Russel and Jinx? xp  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

Artanus

Incredible! Who are Russel and Jinx? xp

the dealers for the cards game.  

[IEatDeadBodies]

hahahahhahahaha, that was cute, I hate russle, i have not seen jinxs tho  

[Local Support Device]

hehe-the poem is funny cuz it uses people you know xd  

[thunderstorm101]

Lily the Pink

That's really good. I write poetry, but I absolutely suck at rhyming.

Imagine what it was like for me when I had to write a sonnet in iambic pentameter last year. xp

But...iambic pentameter doesn't require rhyming. It's like a heart-beat. Ba-boom ba-boom ba-boom. Stress, unstress, stress, unstress...

Incidentally, why is there no option in the poll for people who didn't like the poems?  

[Renage]

Loving that you use the word b***h for Jinx. xD