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 Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:59 am
xd
So egga wrote a poem. It's kind of funny...
here it is!
I Must Defeat Russell By EggaSponge
Oh how I must defeat Russell Ace,
For every card I place,
*To beat him*
Makes his face grow weak and weary,
And his hopes begin to grow dreary,
And I can almost see Jinx bitching.
Russell basks in what he thinks is manhood,
While I, conniving and good,
Plan to bring down his freaking a**,
And as I let another moment pass,
I know he grows weaker.
My ticket stock grows stronger,
And my life grows longer,
And I can almost see Jinx bitching.
Russell’s life has dwindled down,
To make this time around,
Seem like he was a push-over,
Because really, he was.
And I can almost see Jinx bitching.
For Jinx:
Bringing Down Jinx By EggaSponge
Jinx looks annoyed.
She’s lost the round.
I’m beginning to show her,
I’m more than I look.
Because when you look pissed,
There’s gotta be something you missed.
So I’m going to show *this* b***h,
I’m going to bring her down.
Ha! An easy blackjack.
And Jinx’s bitchy look is back.
Oh, I’m in for a run with it,
‘Cuz her cheat will soon hit,
But it’s okay, I can override it.
Because I’m going to show *this* b***h
I’m going to bring her down.
That smug look when she wins,
Feels like needles and pins,
Working, working their way to my brain.
Piercing my membrane.
So I’m going to show *this* b***h,
I’m going to bring her down.
Ha, I’ve brought her down.
Yes, I’ve brought that b***h down.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:02 am
That was good, and I got a laugh out of it!(I thought it was funny in a good way)
mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:07 am
SecondBanana That was good, and I got a laugh out of it!(I thought it was funny in a good way) mrgreen yay! when i get onto jinx i'll write a poem for her as well
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:28 am
egga added the jinx poem heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:26 am
That's really good. I write poetry, but I absolutely suck at rhyming.
Imagine what it was like for me when I had to write a sonnet in iambic pentameter last year. xp
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:35 am
EggaSponge egga added the jinx poem heart xDDD they're cute and amusing <3
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:17 am
They're funny ^^ I like them biggrin
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:54 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:55 am
That was awesome Egga! It made me giggle like a giddy school child. o_o
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:27 pm
Incredible! Who are Russel and Jinx? xp
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:20 pm
Artanus Incredible! Who are Russel and Jinx? xp the dealers for the cards game.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:46 pm
hahahahhahahaha, that was cute, I hate russle, i have not seen jinxs tho
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:26 pm
hehe-the poem is funny cuz it uses people you know xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:32 pm
Lily the Pink That's really good. I write poetry, but I absolutely suck at rhyming. Imagine what it was like for me when I had to write a sonnet in iambic pentameter last year. xp But...iambic pentameter doesn't require rhyming. It's like a heart-beat. Ba-boom ba-boom ba-boom. Stress, unstress, stress, unstress... Incidentally, why is there no option in the poll for people who didn't like the poems?
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:57 am
Loving that you use the word b***h for Jinx. xD
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