Anti-Valentines Day </3

[TheBlueWarrior]

Hello everybody. This is the Anti-Valentines Day thread/contest. Talk about bad relationships and all that has gone bad on this horrible day.

The contest is for who can make the funniest anti-valentines card or candy.
Whoever makes me laugh the hardest will get 1000 gold.

So let it begin!  

[Ketake]

Ketket found a love poem that I think suits this thread a bit.


It's so nice to wake up in the morning
all alone
and not have to say to anyone
that you love them
when you dont love them
anymore  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Ketake

Ketket found a love poem that I think suits this thread a bit.


It's so nice to wake up in the morning
all alone
and not have to say to anyone
that you love them
when you dont love them
anymore

Yes, fits very well.  

[Dr Entropy]

Best i could come up with

 

[Lily the Pink]

Let's see...

I'm in Journalism, and we were taking Valentine's Day dedications at lunches last week to put in the school paper. On my day, someone wrote one to Dave Espenshade.

He's a teacher. A calculus teacher. That looks like a miniature Santa Claus. Or lawn gnome. Whichever you prefer. She wrote,

"Be the father of my children." AND she signed a name, I presume her friend's.

xd  

[Thanatos Phoenix]

I found one whee

 

[TheBlueWarrior]

[ S o u l ]

Best i could come up with

Nice one.
@Thanatos: Hmmm, interesting. I bet you could make a better one yourself though. Give it some thought.  

[Thanatos Phoenix]

TheBlueWarrior

[ S o u l ]

Best i could come up with

Nice one.
@Thanatos: Hmmm, interesting. I bet you could make a better one yourself though. Give it some thought.

Yeah I know I´m just lazy whee  

[Dana Pixie Stix]

Lol. This was awesome one of my friends did this because she hated her sister's boyfriend.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You like my sister
But I ******** hate you.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Teh Dana

Lol. This was awesome one of my friends did this because she hated her sister's boyfriend.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You like my sister
But I ******** hate you.

LOL, nice one.  

[Ladycathren]

I don't have anyone to share this "special day with" No one seems to care that none of my friends get me jack squat, and most of my girl friends have boyfriends! I'm all freaking alone.

 

[Hatsuzuki]

The_Phantoms_Son

I've got a good one.

A couple years back on Valentines Day, I actually had a valentine. But when I got to school, I found him making out with my best friend and after I told him he said that he'd be my valentine, he told me he forgot. And then later that day, I learned that my uncle got hit by a car and that my grandpa was dying of bronchial tube cancer. That was one hell of a day.

BTW, I'm really a girl.  

[Goddess Ace]

Last year Ace's love made her cry her eyes out. Then she came over and gave me a teddy bear... she broke up with me later that month. Ace wanted to die... but instead she got Leo. heart

Here's a video I found:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28864486/  

[Lily the Pink]

http://www.pacifict.com/ron/valentine/ax.qt

http://www1.egreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3023756&path=7366 (be sure to do ALL of them xD)

http://www1.egreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3055344&path=7366

http://www1.egreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3015635&path=7366