hi ppls

so I have a little contest here. so wat you have to do, is give me 100g in a trade, and tell me wat you want me to do, along the lines of advertizing for something you want to sell, write you a short story, or I will even go to towns some time (well go to the same one and you'll watch) and I will embarrass myself. you can give me something in the trade to wear, something embarrassing so it will be funny for you, and I will say whatever you want me to. for example 'I am a noob' or something like that. once 10 ppl give me 100g, and I do the thing for them, I will give each of the 10 ppl a number 1-10, and generate a random number 1-10 and the number gets 500g!