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Yeah i got this jokes, <br/><br/>Look at it carefully, <br/>A French people ho goes to Martha... <br/><br/>One day i going To Martha big hotel, at the morning i go down to eat a breakfast, <br/>i say at the waitress: i wanna two piss (pieces) of toast, but she only bring one piss (pieces) of toast.. <br/>i say: i want to piss (two pieces) <br/>she said: go to the toilet... <br/>i say:u don't understand i wanna to piss (two pieces) on my plate.. <br/>she said: u better not piss on on the plate u son of a bitch!!! <br/><br/>Then at the afternoon i try to eat at other restaurants<br/>i order a steak, then the waitress brings it and i see a knife a spoon but no fock(fork).. <br/>i said:i wanna the fock(fork) at the waitress... <br/>she said: everybody wanna fuck.. <br/>i said: u don't understand, i wanna fock(fork) on my table... <br/>she said: u better not fuck on the table u son of a bitch!!! <br/><br/>I go back at the hotel to rest, then i notice its no shitt on the bed (sheets) ... <br/>i try to call the manager.. <br/>i said: i wanna a shiit(sheets) <br/>the manager said: go to the toilet... <br/>i said: u don't understand, i wanna shiit(sheets) on my bed... <br/>the manager said: u better not shit on the bed u son of a bitch!!! <br/><br/>Then i go check out from the hotel, <br/>the the boy at the check counter said at me.. <br/>piece on u!! <br/>i said: peace on u to son of a bitch!!! Im going back to French!! |
