[b:8144538c37]"What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" —Bill Clinton, reacting to a survey of people that ranked the Lewinsky scandal at the 53rd juiciest story of the century

On complaints that the health care bill is 2,022 pages long: ''Put yourself in their spot. Just ask Sarah. That's a hell of a lot to write on your hand.''
—Vice President Joe Biden

"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession." --George W. Bush

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