(When Kagome sees Inuyasha pinned to a tree)
1. Kagome:-sees Inuyasha's ears-Oh my gosh! Kitty EARS!
Inuyasha:-wakes up- They're supposed to be Doggie EARS!
CUT
(Episode where Miroku comes in)
Miroku: -grabs Inuyasha's hands- Will you do the honor of baring my children?
Inuyasha: Wrong line monk!-bonks Miroku in the head-
Miroku: I'm sorry Kagome-san!
Inuyasha: I'm Inuyasha you a*****e!!
CUT
(Episode where Kikyou was revived)
Inuyasha:-Kikyou got dropped- KAGOME!!
Kikyou:-falling- IT'S KIKYOUUUUUUU!!!
CUT
(Episode where Kagome was kidnapped by Kouga)
Inuyasha: Come back here you MANGO WOLF!MANGOOOOOOOO!
Sango:Inuyasha..
Kouga:IT'S MANGY!!! I'm a MANGY WOLF!!
Inuyasha: You just said it yourself!You are a mangy wolf.
Everyone: You're hopeless.
CUT
(Episode where Kikyou's captured by Naraku and made everyone see visions)
Inuyasha: What do you see?
Kagome: The unrated version of The EPIC MOVIE!!!
Everyone: Wrong line.
Cut
(Episode when Kagome was captured by Kagura and was put into a trance and that baby)
Inuyasha: -currently talking to Kagome then sings- You and Me!Me and You!Both Of Us TOGETHERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Kagome: -sweatdropped- Wrong Line..
CUT
(Line where Sesshoumaru was talking to Totosai)
Totosai:-stands up- WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru says I think not...
CUT
(When Sesshoumru's Gang was attacked by Jankotsu)
Rin: Lord Fluffy-butt..I think we're not on the Feudal Era..
Sesshoumaru: What did you call me?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
CUT
(When Kagome touches Inuyasha's ears)
Kagome: -wiggles Inuyasha's ears-
Inuyasha: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!Sorry..It tickles!!!!!
CUT
Rin: Lord Fluffy-butt...What that fluffy thing on your shoulders?
Sesshoumaru: That is my tail..
Rin: Oh...I thought it was an oversized armpit hair...WHITE armpit hair..
CUT
Chapter 2
1. Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.Only the story or blooper plot.
'What Happens Backstage'
Inuyasha: -takes off wig to reveal his beautiful black hair- Wow...That wig is tight..
Kagome: Hey Inu-chan? Are you still taking me to dinner tonight?(Kagomes was using a pink shirt and a black half jacket and a black miniskirt..Inuyasha changes into a red polo shirt and khaki shorts)
Inuyasha:Yup, babe...(They leave for dinner..)
Miroku:-takes off wig to reveal that he is really a SHE!!- Oh my god!That wig is so messed up!
Sango:-takes off wig to reveal that she was a HE!!- I agree...
Shippo: I'm like ******** bored!
Sango and Miroku: DUH!!
With Kikyou Kanna Kagura
Kikyou:-snoty voice- Oh my gawd!Like that little...what's her name again?
Kanna:Sara?
Kagura: Kagome!
Kikyou: I thought her name was Sesshoumaru..?
Kanna: That's Kagura's hamster's name..
Kikyou: Oh.you like him do you?
Kanna:-smacks forehead-
Kikyou: I mean I'm like your BFF!!!
Kanna: No!You're a BFH!!!!b***h FROM HELL!!Wait in the show you are from hell..and you are a b***h!
Kagura: A fat b***h who's dead and has no life heart emotions, or anybody to love..
WARNING!!!MAJOR KIKYOU BASHING!!!
-Inuyasha and Kagome arrive-
Kagome&Inuyasha: What did we miss?
Miroku(she): We are like totally dissing the b***h!
Kagome&Inuyasha:-goes and looks at Kikyou- Whoa..
Kikyou is wearing skimpy clothes...her not-so-perky-boobs are almost showing..
Everyone:MYYYYYYYY EYESSSSSSS!!!!!
Kagome: Quick someone cover Shippou!
Shippou get covered by a Soul Collector...
Kikyou:-sees Inuyasha- Inuyasha..do you like what you see?
Inuyasha: Yes..I like what I see in KAGOME..she sooo hotter than you will ever be you slut!
Kikyou: Oh you know you want me...
Kagome: Yeah...arrested...giggles..
Inuyasha: You got that right Kagz...-kisses her infront of Kikyou-
Kikyou: But but but but.she's sooo ugly and freaky...she's FUGLY!!
Miroku: We know you are...no wait..You're Butt-fugly..
Sango: you so ugly people here in Japan thought that Godzilla came back..
Miroku:let me try..You so fugly..that when so when jumping on the beach..people thought that there was going to be a hurricane!
Kikyou was now crying...
Director and Rumiko Takahashi:5 more minutes until rolling.
Shippo: You're so bleep ugly...That when you enter an Ugly pagent they didn't accept you because they said 'No proffetionals allowed!'!!!
Kikyou ran out the door...
Inuyasha and Kagome went to a room before they start dissing Kikyou and now came out with messed up hair and untidy clothes..
Inuyasha:Sooo.what did we miss?
Sango: We just dissed BFH out of the show!!!
Kagome: You mean b***h from Hell? more like slut from hell..maybe she seduced Satan to accept her...or she dressed soo damn skimpy...She's like a whore!
Inuyasha: Yup..she got that right...
 serentiy2 · Mon Jul 30, 2007 @ 05:47pm · 0 Comments |
