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Ok so I was at choir right, and so my friend and I were messing around I poked her side (hehe she reacts in the best ******** way ever xD). So she jumps and then she corners me and starts tickling me (damn cheater, just like two people I know) and so I just yelled rape. Then Miss Duck comes in and I said (ok this is not working I need to put her name) April raped me, and she was like "Oh really" or something like that didn't pay much attention. Yeah but anyways so she was talking to April and was asking her "So how exactly did you rape Elaini?... Because I've been trying to rape Jewl" Jewl is my other friend. So I just blurted "Oh it's easy to rape Jewl you just corner her" and she gives me this look. Right then I knew what she was thinking and she said oh you see how she knows this... and the rest is history I wish not to discuss this anymore you make up the rest until I have enough nerve to right the rest. But the point that I'm trying to get across to a certain person -cough Miss Duck cough-. NO I DID NOT RAPE JEWL I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU HAD SMARTS YOU'D CORNER HER IT'S HARD TO ESCAPE WHEN YOU'RE CORNERED KAY!
God I don't rape my friends... or pelvic thrust them D<.
I don't rape people,
Guffin the Holy Muffin
 elyphalant6 · Sat May 03, 2008 @ 12:56am · 2 Comments |
