for starters, i am a mother D: Lucy [haley] is meh daughter =D, and sister cait is her sister but it no way related to me so i detest her =D, then theres my mommy, renee, who is a rare midget vampire. apparently i was born through random rape, but she wont tell me whether or not she was the rapist or rapee o.o D:> i keep trying to sell her on the black market. then there's crazy uncle phu [katie, and its pronounced foooooo D:< ] who everyone is slightly scared of. D: if he touches you in weird places hes just trying to say hello biggrin DD. then theres aunt zo [zoe], who came from grandpas side of the family. and nobody knows anything about her side of the family. then there's brother fuzz [fuzzy!!! =D] who is my brother, but is not my mom's son. his mom is momma fuzz D:. then theres cousin shiloh and cousin taryn, who are sisters and aunt zo's children =D. then there is threerese [therese, pernounced tree-reese] who is my pet rock. D:> the only problem with our family is that there are no daddy's v.v ;-; they all "mysteriously dissappeared" ._. and i had nothing to do with it!! D:>
 lllIIllIIlllIIIlIlIIlIl · Fri May 23, 2008 @ 08:47pm · 0 Comments |
