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that want to date my friends
1. if you arent a sexy vampire
or a werewolf who goes around half naked
you arent worth their time
2. danger is sexy
3. we arent called partners in crime for nothing ;]
4. read twilight
hint: be Edward
but not the jerkish edward
(but he is still hot even if he was a jerk)
5. break their heart&&i break your face
6. girls like to be called beautiful, not sexy
7. kisses on the nose and forehead
are so much sweeter than a make out session
8. if i dont like you
you arent going to go out with her :]
9. if you listen to rap
or have your pants down by your knees
im going to freaking shoot you :]
because your a fagg
10. whisper sweet nothings
leh duh
11. girls like it when you seem jelous
but not like the
"you cant talk to them anymore" kind
12. dont call her "my girl" or "my babe"
because frankly
you dont own them
they arent little puppies
more like man eating ligars
and they have good aim ;]
13. if you miss on teh first date
DONT WORRY
its still sorta cute
14. girls like it when boys blush
15. only tell them you love them
if you actually mean it
if you say it and dont
i have connection to Chuck Norris
16. girls always make the first grab for the hand
you deal with the first kiss
17. all girls agree
that the most romantic thing in the world
is kissing in the rain
so wink wink
i wrote this
because im tired of my friends dating jerks
helllooo they are more amazzinn than your mom
they should all get princes
not ugly little frogs ;]
[[youramazinglyawesomegamernerd]]Anna
 Retroactive N e r d · Sat May 24, 2008 @ 12:45am · 1 Comments |
