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The conquistador? More like, the FAILquistador. DDD:
Well, I have to admit, my trip to the hotel conquistador was nice. The room was comfy and spacious, the pool was big, and the food stupendous. But, before I start droning on about cooking and pools, let's cut to the interesting parts.
1. The only reason I went there is because of something my parents had with most pharmacies. So there were a lot of booths handing out free stuff.

My loot:
-50+ free pens. (Does not know what to do with them...x3)
-15+ Sticky note pads. (Also does not know what to do with them.)
-Chocolate.(What kept me up through 3 hours of free-stuff hoarding. X_X)
-A whore lot of other stuff that I'm too lazy to write.

2. This is what made the conquistador into the failador.
You know those trolleys that take people up and down places? Well, I had gotten on one, and then it started to ascend. Then, I heard something, and it slided back down. I was stuck inside for about 15 minutes until the technicians could open the door.Then, another group of people went inside to ride it. I was thinking to myself: "Boy, they're ******** now." The most unexpected thing happened.
IT WORKED.


Hernan Cortez
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  • User Comments: [1]
    ryka hyuga13
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    Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 02:43am


    you+modern tech= DISASTER kidding... was it THAT bad? bcuz Silfer and I r goin' to da Failquistador or Failador, w/e xd


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