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So...The main story is..
A MYSTERY!!
Naw..I"m jus' kiddin'!
Well, mainly it is.
Today you join DETECTIVE ALEX on a mystery..that cannot be solved...
DUNH DUNH DUNHHH!
D.A. (DETECTIVE ALEX): Hello there. Today our mystery is...WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE PLACE!!!
Announcer: Uhm....Cookie?
D.A. : Yes. I said cookie, why..dear Announcer, do you wonder?
Announcer: I just thought...thought..it would be something a little more......adventure-ish?
D.A. Of course...yes, but today, your job, Announcer, is to taste test the cookie crumbs..to see what they...ARE...
Announcer: But sir--ma'am---?
D.A.: It's ma'am.
Announcer: I'm allergic to peanuts!
D.A.:Well, of course, I"m sure there is no peanut in that cookie.
Announcer: Well, then, if you say so, ma'am..But you are paying for my hospital bill, my gravestone, my funeral, and the refreshments there.
D.A.: Oh, don't be silly! Just eat the cookie crumbs!!!
Announcer: Oh, well, OK.
*Announcer plucks a cookie crumb from the cookie place.*
*Sticks it in his mouth*
*Gulps deeply*
*Eyes widen*
Announcer: OHHHH DEAR LASSIE!
GET EEEEETTT OUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWT!!!
*Face turns purple*
D.A.: Oh, well, folks. That's that, then! I guess...there might have been a CLUE of that peanut stuff...sorry, dear Announcer.
COME BACK AND SEE US NEXT TIME!
GOODBYE!


Well, then. If you liked it, tell me, and then I'll make more MYSTERIES!!!!
mrgreen
I knowww, right!?
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